Mornin'All
(Woken up this morning by the noisiest fog-horns in the UK)
Sittin' in a sleazy snack-bar
Snuckin' sickly sausage rolls
Slippin' down slowly, slippin' down sideways
Think I'll sign off the dole
'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
Could a copper catch a crooked coffin maker
Could a copper comprehend
That a crooked coffin maker's
just an undertaker
Who undertakes to be a friend
And the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
Tell it to tomorrow, today will take its time
To tell you what tonight will bring
Presently we'll have a pint or two together
Ev'rybody do their thing
We can swing together,
we can have a wee wee
We can have a wet on the wall
If someone slips a whisper
that its simple sister
Slapped them down and slavered on their smalls
'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine ....
NOW HOW ABOUT THAT FOR STUPID LYRICS?
(Woken up this morning by the noisiest fog-horns in the UK)
Sittin' in a sleazy snack-bar
Snuckin' sickly sausage rolls
Slippin' down slowly, slippin' down sideways
Think I'll sign off the dole
'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
Could a copper catch a crooked coffin maker
Could a copper comprehend
That a crooked coffin maker's
just an undertaker
Who undertakes to be a friend
And the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
Tell it to tomorrow, today will take its time
To tell you what tonight will bring
Presently we'll have a pint or two together
Ev'rybody do their thing
We can swing together,
we can have a wee wee
We can have a wet on the wall
If someone slips a whisper
that its simple sister
Slapped them down and slavered on their smalls
'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine ....
NOW HOW ABOUT THAT FOR STUPID LYRICS?
Well George , can only agree with ya, but I bet u didnt have to look um up! lol
ReplyDeleteWhy I Left London
ReplyDeleteWe stand alone and watch their crimes
Taking the lives of leaders to be
Just because they own the guns
And the knives to scare us all,
London streets are not for crimes,
London streets are ours to claim.
Let us stand against their crimes,
Re-claim the streets that belong to us,
Why must we stand and watch their crimes
Allowing the guns to rule our streets
And ruin the lives of those we love
London streets belong to us.
Drop your guns, drop your knives,
Drop all the wrapped up drugs.
Free London streets from deaths of youths
Unnecessary and wasteful deaths.
London streets belong to all
London streets is for all to share.
Why must we just stand alone?
street gangs
Sounds more like Manchester than London, Mick.
ReplyDeleteGood one though.
Mornin' Geoff...just outta bed? You had poor Caz bring you a full English breakfast before you got from under the duvet?
LOL
Always up at the crack of dawn George , who ever dawn is! Full brekkie? that consists of 3 weetabix in this house! , no eggs in the mornin , Carols already crackers enough with out her breakin eggs as well, anyways , its much more important to get her off to work , earn the bacon! and beer money ! lol
ReplyDeleteI've heard about Dawn...Carol was telling me she's the nurse she hires for you when she goes out on the razzle.
ReplyDeleteAnd speaking of nurses....WHERE IS ELISE HIDING? (I know..work, work, work).
Never mind Lil Duck, here's one specially for you. Get the volume turned up....LOUD : )~
This is one sided biased news!!!! When I clicked on Sunderland news from across the web.....It said" This page is no longer available!"
ReplyDeleteAre the Black Cats going to turn up George? or have they done a runner??????
The last derby match between Newcastle and Sunderland ended in 1-1 draw although it only finished level due to Newcastle being awarded a `dodgy penalty`. I know because I was there!
Mick.Try and tell the Rangers and Celtic fans that the civil war has ended.....It`s soon about to begin in Glesca!!!!!!!!
Celtic fans swore and shouted abuse at our soldiers at a presentation.
ReplyDeleteso as far as I'm concerned the do not exist.
Our main concern Alex is where has Duck gone ......
ReplyDeleteMick,
ReplyDeleteElise told you she was going to be very busy during her Birthday season baking cakes!
Careful what you say or you wont get a slice!
Alex
Yes Alex Its my Grandson Dan's Birthday Tomorrow FRI so it a very busy and expensive time for all. Which reminds me I have to visit the 'Pound shop' to see if I can find a nice pressy. LOL
ReplyDeleteHow lucky is that ...found a cheaper place