Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Bollockeers,,
Chucking it down with rain ere'and looks set for the day.
More time today to get the rogues gallery sorted,,(Leicester pics)and will be adding em later.
.....an unguarded relaxed moment at the "Mill",,,,,,,,
Poor Elise is off work with the lurgy, so sending her lotsa "Get well soons" and Hugz.
Enjoy your day whatever you're up to,
Cheers
A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers,
"I’m in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman."
"What’s wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don’t understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love... At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. "I don’t understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"
The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live." 
Morning All. Nasty day here too, it matches my mood. Still not 100% but a bit better than yesterday....thanks Guys. xx
ReplyDeleteNice one Phil Its funny why Old men Lo........................
ReplyDeleteMornin' All from me too. Like Elise, I'm feeling a bit better today, and like Phil....I have a mountain of photos to sort.
ReplyDeleteFor everyone who was at Leicester: If you have some pics, please can you post them here AND on the other special photo site: http://s798.photobucket.com/home/Bollocks2PCa
You'll need the password for that one, and it's b2pca123 (I don't know how I dream up these complicated, imaginative passwords, lol).
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ADDING TITLES AND DETAILS on the pics. That should make your job much easier.
I can do that when they're all in. I have already started on some of them.
Hey, it's NOT raining here on the Costa del Tyne. Very sunny in fact. But I still can't go out...we have those gale force winds again, and they'd blow my wig off,
Oh bugger...just remembered. Time for another PSA test at the hosp. I guess I'll have to wear a hairnet till I get through the main doors, lol.
BE GOOD TODAY!!!
PS. On that photobucket site you may have to click on the Log-In twice. Dunno why...but that's phobucket for ya!
ReplyDeleteworks ok for me Boss. Good luck with the results, fingers crossed. Sipping a Hot Chocolate at the mo'......very hectic energy levels needed for this....must concentrate. BTW Elnet is a hairnet in a can....go figure !? xx
ReplyDeleteElise, George uses the standard"Ena Sharples net",,beneath his see through rain hood,,,always draws admiring glances,,(At least I think they are admiring??)
ReplyDeleteNah, they're all muttering 'what a silly prick!' LOL
ReplyDeleteHa Ha ! Do they come in various sizes or colours?
ReplyDeletePS. THAT IS AN EXCELLENT PHOTO OF MIKE, PHIL, ME, KEITH, ALEX and BARRY at The Mill!
ReplyDeleteTell Hilary she is now the official photographer for all future functions! LMAO
I Will check Elise WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse
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Nope!!! there's a multi coloured
the pics are really great George. Trying to put names to them all, but struggling. My dearest Mark is looking fab though ! Not too bad yourself Big guy....How come ya ended up with such a classy lady there? George, what can I say? Handsome Dude ! Your girls are gorgeous ! xx
ReplyDeleteOMG....Can you actually still buy hair nets these days???
ReplyDeleteCan I buy a Sunderland red and white striped plastic rain hat?
ReplyDeleteOMG !
ReplyDeleteNo George they only do this 'Bank Robber type' one
ReplyDeleteits called a beanie but I think it should be a Benny hat.
LOL Elise go get em girl.
ReplyDeleteI will NOT wear a friggin' beanie hat!!!!
ReplyDeleteBloody 'ell Mick!
PMSL !
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ReplyDeleteI`m too busy watching the Gunners 4th goal at The Emirates on Saturday 22 passes and a GOAL!
Have n`t heard too many compliments from our inferior North London neighbours who managed a 1-1 draw with WBA
Well done to Sunderland ....their on a roll.....George! BUT beware the Gooners on Saturday!!!!!!!
night, night peeps!
Mc Stavros
Sorry George I forgot you wear traditional head garments in Sunderland.
ReplyDeleteWe don't wear cissy boxer shirts Mick. Geeeeeeeeez!
ReplyDeleteOnly traditional 1959 style Y-fronts, in a very eco-friendly colour......kinda light-grey/off-white.....so they only need washing once a week.