Saturday Balls

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Bollockeers,,,Coo more sunshine and on a weekend too!

The girls are off "Shopping"this afta so I'm taking "The boyfriend"for a game or three of pool and a jar or three of local hooch,,I will of course be priming him with the strongest ale on tap and see how he fares after only being used to the Southerm dishwatter they call beer,

Enjoy the sunshine and have a cracking weekend!

Cheers

The value of a Catholic education and a sharp 2B pencil.

Little Susie was not the best student in St. Mike's Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear-end.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie..

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time , I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted