Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,
bright but VERY windy up ere'(Morning George)and I already appears to have a garden full of fallen leaves!
Diverted yesterday from my Leicester photie sorting as Hilary was off work and in "Organising mode",she's safely out of "earshot"today so I will fish out my "Dongle"and have a play around!
Enjoy your Hump day Folks,
Cheers
Elderly Foreplay
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.
The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed; she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head.
The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic. However, she finally got it in place.
She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head.
However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.
"Gladys!" he exclaimed." For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in .... You look like an ar**hole.
Good one today Phil ! Morning All, got Phil's wind problem over here too, Gale force, cold and yet sunny....Autumn definitely here. Feeling better now, so back to Rura Penthe tomorrow. Whatever you are up to today, make sure and batten down the hatches ! Later Dudes ! xx
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Shoulda gone to Specsavers Mick !!
ReplyDeleteLOL Phil I bet you found this great pic and though " I know an old fart who would get into a situation like this " so you thiought of ME !!!. Well thanks Phil Its just the pic I want for my 'Old Gits' site on facebook .
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Mick
I'd forgotten what Red Post Boxes look like ! Cheers for that Big Guy....They are all Green here xx
ReplyDeleteI did try Elise
ReplyDeleteMick, I have the same problem. Tried to send the kids to Mam as a birthday present....Post Office refused ! What can I say? Told Mam the thought was there ! x
ReplyDeleteGood Moaning All. I'm so pleased to see we share a bad dose of wind today. I gave up on the hairnet idea.
ReplyDeleteMy son-in-law has given me his spare motorbike crash helmet (and it's red and white).. Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect! : )~
Now, that romper suit is BRILLIANT.
ReplyDeleteMick, I've put that on my Xmas wish list! lol
PMSL George glad you like it
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