Grey Hump day

Good Morning/Evening Fellow Humpsters,,,Overcast grey start to the day here,with more dollops of wet stuff to come.

Waiting for my tax rebate widely publicised for £400(which will go towards my bar bill at the "Mill"at the weekend),or will it be the demand for £1400?in which case I shall mark it "Not known at this address"and send it to George!LOL

Curry night tonight and I'm whipping up a mince and dhall with crispy fried onions,,guaranteed to blow the cobwebs away!

Enjoy your "Hump"day!

Cheers

Three Italian nuns

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."

The first nun says, "I wanna be a da Sophia Loren."

And POOF! She's gone.

The second says, "I wanna to be Madonna."

And POOF! She's gone.

The third says, "I wanna to be a Sara Pipalini ..."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.

"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.Peter who reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!