Sunny Saturday

Good Morning/Evening campers,,,,lovely sunny start to the day here in Captain Cook country.

Tootling into town to get a new pair of flippers(gotta do a spot of diving when on hols)as my rubber seems to be perishing(Shaddup George)on my old ones!

Curry night tonight,and I'm whipping up a Bombay Bhuna to get the pores opened up,,Steven my SIL made the mistake of saying "There isn't a curry going that is too hot for me"and I think he's regretted saying it ever since as he always gets and extra dose of Scotch Bonnet chilliesLOL

Enjoy your Saturday Peeps and have a cracking weekend!

Cheers

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists, a university graduate and an old aboriginal man.  They were given a word, allowed two minutes to think about it, then come up with a short poem that contained that word.  The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU'
 
First to recite his poem was the university graduate.

He stepped up to the microphone and said:
 
 Slowly across the desert sand
 Trekked a lonely caravan
 Men on camels two by two
 Destination - Timbuktu

The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought.

The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
 
 Me and Tim a huntin' went
 Met three whores in a pop-up tent
 They were three, and we was two
 So I bucked one, and Timbuktu

The aboriginal won