Good Morning/Evening Fridaaaaaaaay Peeps,
Cracking start to the day here,cloudless blue sky and warm sunshine
Mick and Mav I'm sure are thundering Northwards as we speak and judging by the weather are at least assured of a "Warm"reception.
Peaceful day in store "Pour Moi"
,as Gemma,Sam(the boyfriend),Hilary and Sherri are taking off down the coast for a tour around leaving me to forage for supplies(Sainsbury's) and enjoy my own company!
(Bliss)
Enjoy a sun filled Friday and I hope you are all set fair for a "Cracking"weekend!
Cheers
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married......
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Morning All. Sunny skies here also.....a miracle.....better not say it too loud, we'll be awash with Holy Water and Relics.......Good joke today Big Guy. Remind me to tell ya the one about the girls night out and the Cemetery one day.........
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LMAO, BRILLIANT JOKE to start the day! Thanx Phil.
ReplyDeleteBloody 'ell....Just as I typed this, Elise's post came in. How did you know I had a red car, Lil Duck?
And, I gotta say, I love your yellow VW convertible! lol
I wish I could say it was going to be a glorious sunny day here today, but I've just seen the headlines on my computer screen:
Oh bugger, maybe I should just go hibernate!
....Maybe that should read " Northeast Preparing for Hurricane Mick & Mav"........ George...I love yellow cars, bought a brand new Ford KA once. Bribed the dealer with my infamous "Death By Chocolate Then Resurrection Cake"....got my car...... it was the love of my life. Bet yours is red and Sporty huh ! LMAO ! xx
ReplyDeleteMY BABY !!!!
My "Euro-Millions Winner" car !!
George's "Chick-Mobile" PMSL !!
Elise Your girls night out story,,,anything to do with "Fondest regards from the fire station?" after they have been taken short by the cemetery?... you have piqued my curiosity!
ReplyDeleteLove George's "Chick-Mobile" but looks waaaaaaay to fast for him!
Awww,,,you knew my one and only joke Big guy !! Spoilsport ! Anyway, thought you were heading a full on attack, armed to the teeth with shopping bags and lists a mile long to Sainsburys ?!...Swinging the lead a bit...mmmm...her ladyship will NOT be best pleased with ya !! LOL ! xx
ReplyDeleteHey Elise I'm on my own here (Dangerous thought) so can please myself when I go clean out Sainsbury's,,on the bottom of her list she has written in BIG letters "STICK TO THE LIST!", Yeah right!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteThat's what EVERY woman writes Big guy.....we all know you never do !! x
ReplyDeleteMy "Shopper and weekend car" (Euromillions permitting),,
ReplyDeleteBugatti Veyron? Sweet ! Would ya fit in one though Big Guy !? xx
ReplyDeleteGetting out again would be the problem!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteIf ya had one of those babies you would LIVE in it !! LMAO !! x
ReplyDeleteYou know me far too well Elise!LOL xx.... Off to bag a shopping trolley catch y'all later
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