Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps
Coo it's dark ere after a night of torrential rain,
,,my pussy was more than a little wet this morning
after foolishly venturing out at 430am.
Suspiciously quiet in ere at the moment,is this the calm before the storm?or just the fact that Mick is still MIA marauding round our Northern countryside?
Enjoy your day and keep those batteries charged!
Cheers
Old Cowboy
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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy..'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Very good MOANING to you all.
ReplyDeleteLove the joke...and love the idea of poor ole Asbo Mick getting drenched in Alnwick today, lol.
I thought the weather here on Sunday and Monday was atrocious, but today is WORSE!
I had to bring in my wheelie bins from the street this morning....
Please don't tell me you're stting in blazing sunshine reading this, or I will have something else to moan about!
Oh dear Elise!!! Had a wonderful day in Alnwick With bright sunshine all weekend as my photos will show. pored down with rain on the way home but by then my suntan had begun to peel . Got to read all the other stuff on here so see you later. I did miss you though.
ReplyDeleteMick x
Welcome back Mick,,(Your accent has changed!!!)
ReplyDeleteWhy aye hinny...he's 5% Geordie now!
ReplyDeleteWelcome home 'bonny lad', lol
To tell the truth I really miss you lot so it must mean I'm now an hopeless case and they should call the men in white coats and I should be interned in the nearest infirmary. Or I can continue to annoy you !!!!
ReplyDeleteTricky one this ?????????
Mick
Crap,,got em all wrong! LMAO
ReplyDeleteAll you need to know is 'STOTTIE' Mick....Welcome back, been quiet the last few days. An odd shower here today, but otherwise BRILLIANT SUNSHINE GEORGE so you can start moaning again !
ReplyDeleteGreat joke today Big Guy, I agree with George on that one !
That's them Mick...not Spuds, but big flour rolls....The 'STOTTIE' is like a huge BAP about 10 times bigger and flatter. Its gorgeous, and I miss them terribly. Used to visit friend in Newcastle when we lived in UK and used to clean out the local Bakers every time....really upset an 'Auld Wifey' one day too ! I have no pictures, but George does. I'll have a look later and get back to you. xx
ReplyDeleteIn the town of Sea Houses we went to Trotters bakers to have lunch and I had a big roll filled with bacon (Dribbling ) and it was great. If it was a stottie I can see why you miss then. But knowing my luck it was a plain old Bap and I just loved the bacon.!!!
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with brown sauce
You can buy Breakfast Rolls here....and they are just that....a bap filled with Sausage/s, Rashers, black and white pudding, fried egg/s and hash browns.....a Builders favorite over here. Had one once when expecting JJ....didn't need to eat for 3 days after that douzy !! x
ReplyDeleteYes to everything BUT white pudding ????? nope new on me
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/watch?v=cvo99q4S3Xo
ReplyDeleteEnjoy Mick ! The link is to "The breakfast Roll Song"....quite popular here... xx
PS - Sorry, can't get embed code from You Tube tonight
Show Off !!
ReplyDeleteLOL Mick x
ReplyDeleteThat white pudding looks suspiciously like a testicle to me.
ReplyDeleteOMG George...How'd ya guess that one !? You eaten many? ! x
ReplyDeleteGeorge 'EVERTHING' looks like a testicle to you LOL
ReplyDeleteYou might find this book usefull
That white pudding looks like one of your testicles George????? Matey you have more probs than you think!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteYes Phil he may be in trouble but to give George his due "its a big bugger and if he's carrying two of them
ReplyDeletehe must think he's 'The cock or the north' LOL
I was never the same after that cystoscopy!
ReplyDeleteI think 'Useless Uro' had an arrangement with the local delicatessen. : (
Sorry George ....words to long for me !!!!LOL
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