Monday, 6 September 2010

Glorious Monday?

Good Morning/Evening Peeps on a glorious Monday morning(contradiction in terms I know but weather wise it's great!)apart from the wind (Morning George)which is brisk.

Lotta rain over to the West however and looks like Elise is copping it big style.

Hilary at work,pussy out mousing,,looks set to be a "Chilled"day,

Enjoy your day Folks,

Cheers

A man goes to his doctor to pick up his medicine. when he gets there, his doctor tells him that he has to take these up the ar**e, because otherwise he'd vomit them up.

The doctor asks the man if he'd like the doctor to put it in today because it's his first time and after this his wife can do it, and the man agrees.

So he puts it in, and the man yells, "ow!" and then the doctor tells him it will sometimes hurt, and sends him on his way.

The next day, his wife puts it in for him, and as she puts it in, he screams at the top of his lungs.

She asks him what is wrong, because she put it in gently, and he tells her that when the doctor put it in, he had two hands on his shoulders

And a white version for Elise......

A man goes to his doctor to pick up his medicine. when he gets there, his doctor tells him that he has to take these up the ar**e, because otherwise he'd vomit them up.

The doctor asks the man if he'd like the doctor to put it in today because it's his first time and after this his wife can do it, and the man agrees.

So he puts it in, and the man yells, "ow!" and then the doctor tells him it will sometimes hurt, and sends him on his way.

The next day, his wife puts it in for him, and as she puts it in, he screams at the top of his lungs.

She asks him what is wrong, because she put it in gently, and he tells her that when the doctor put it in, he had two hands on his shoulders

 

 

10 comments:

  1. Morning All. Yep, Welly Boots, Life Jackets and a small Sea-Going vessel wouldn't come amiss here this morning...... Am I the only one, or are others having difficuly reading Phils' daily missive.....?! Errrr...Phil....black text on black background......your head at ya Big Guy !? Later Dudes ! x

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  2. Hmmm you just failed my peepers test Elise! ..Clear as a bell over this side of the Irish sea?

    I will do a white version just for you xx

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  3. Thanks Big Guy.....Ethernet saturated, and my sleep reserves are at minimal. Trying to bash out some stuff for work too........Don't test me again please !! x

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  4. Ebony and Ivory versions complete Elise,,Hmmmm I feel a song coming on! LOL

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  5. Thanks Big Guy! Don't sing though ! Good joke though, worth the wait ! Later Dude ! xx

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  6. Good Moaning Peeps.

    How can it be a 'glorious Monday' when the wind is gale force for the second day running?
    And how can I go into town looking like this?



    I shoulda stayed in bed!

    That's my first moan of the week.
    Come on, admit it...Your days wouldn't be the same without my daily moans would they? : )~

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  7. I would definitely worry then George ! x

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  8. Just a bit breezy down ere George,,we all know how much you exagerate the wind problems up your end!

    Best I've seen your hair for a while Matey is it that new "Whale sperm"gel you were trying?

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  9. I dunno which mammal the gel came from.....but it's produced in Wales : )~
    (Hope it wasn't Tom Jones!!!!!)

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  10. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww LOL

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