Thursday, 2 September 2010

After the sun...

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,after the sun we're back to grey up ere'

Had a good night "pressure testing"Gemma's boyfriend Sam,,and for a Southerner he didn't do too bad,,he fell at the last hurdle however when he retired to the bathroom  after several rusty nails and lotsa wine,,,Gemma went to see where he was after 25 minutes and found him asleep on the toilet,Ahhhh bless! LOL

More fun to follow before they head back to Brighton on Sunday I'm sure

Enjoy your Thursday Folks whatever you're up to

Cheers

Hmmm.........
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A very old couple that have been married forever are sitting on their porch one night.
Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch
and into the bushes.

He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "For having a little pecker."

He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch and
into the bushes. She crawls back and asks, "What was that for?"

He replies, "For knowing there was more than one size."

 

9 comments:

  1. Sod this for a game of soldier !!! I'm of back to sanity in the south !!!
    Shit he's on to me. NOOOOOOOOO is there no escape !!!!!!!!!!!!


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  2. Well, Sam failed the first test, Phil.
    No Northerner woud fall asleep in the toilet till at least 24 after hours of non-stop boozing!!!

    I think yesterday was the last day of 'summer'. Have you all got your thermals aired and ready? : )~

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  3. Leave it out George I'm of on Holiday on Friday . And your going on about thermals. Still as my break is op norf I could not expect civilised weather conditions .



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  4. Oh dear Sam fell at the last fence !!!How sad

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  5. Morning All. Sun splitting the stones here, had to find the Sun-block...... Eilise started Play school, no tears from me [glad of the peace] but her little brother was inconsolable......

    Phil....ya could have gone easy on the poor fella, mind you, comfier than Ealing Broadway as I dimly recall....

    Mick, am liking the avatar alot better ! Cheers for that !
    Later Dudes ! xx

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  6. Elise any thing for you sugar plum

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  7. I know Phil Its the only way to stay on top !!! nug nug wink wink !!!
    I meant on top at home Elise !!......phew close one that !!!

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