Monday, 20 September 2010

Catch ya later..............

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,,,half decent start to the day up ere with blue sky and felling a bit warmer?

My last morning post for a coupla weeks as we head off at 5am tomorrow to Manchester airport before  jetting off for some fun in the sun in Cyprus.Back October 6th.

Stay well you lot and keep out of trouble(Yeah right! LOL),,

Cheers

MILKING MACHINE. A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did.     When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself.      He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his mobile phone (Thank God for mobile phones!). 'Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company.     It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?' 'Don't worry,' replied the customer service rep, 'The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons.'

"Have a nice day"

13 comments:

  1. Ohhhhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooooooo

    What we gonna do?

    Who can post a morning greeting as early as Phil can?

    We will be pussyless for 2 weeks too, doggone it!

    Time for some monkey business?

    Or how about some quacking posts from lil Duck?

    Phil....have a grrrrrreat break mate, and don't think this will be the last 'bon voyage' post either.
    You ain't getting off THAT lightly! lol

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  2. Have a GREAT break Phil.

    I can guarantee that all the ladies in Cyprus look like this.
    (How is your wrist nowadays)?

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  3. Morning All. "Ohhhhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooooooo" is right George......Looks like you are gonna have to set an alarm clock for a change ! Hey Big Guy, hope you have a really great holiday. Will miss ya, but we will all struggle on without ya ! Hope the Ouzo works with Hilary !
    Later Dudes !

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  4. LOL Thanks Guys and Dolls,,

    Mike BOTH wrists are fine now thanks!!

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  5. I got my Lil Duckie packed Elise!!! LOL xx

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  6. De lediiis ov Cyprus they iz waitng and ready Phil

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  7. They heard you are coming Phil.
    "remember men senior Phil is a renowned womaniser so lock up you wives.
    your daughter's can sleep over at my place ...so be careful out there"


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  8. your body guards are ready to protect you from irate fathers and husbands .


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  9. Seriously Phil I hope Hilary and you have a great time.
    Mick

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  10. Cheers Mick,,,keep the madness going!!!

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  11. Cheers Big Guy...You have just given him 'Carte Blanche' while you are away ! Better phone GP to up the Valium ! Bon Voyage ! xxxx

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  12. Don't worry Elise, Mick thinks Carte Blanche is that silly old woman from Coronation Street.
    Don't tell him she's been dead for about 6 months! lol

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