Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,
wind seems to have eased up ere'
(Morning George)and we even have some blue sky emerging.
Hilary's last day of work today till October 7th!!
,,so me and my pussy still left to our own devices will be making hay while the sun is still trying to shine!
I see more pics have been added to the Leicester "Rogues gallery",,(Don't we scrub up well!)!
off for a squizz..
A poignant pic of a man's last few moments on earth!...........
Have a cracking Thursday,
Cheers
Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time -
A woman went to a Tesco service counter and told the assistant she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The assistant told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special offer.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
'RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!'
The befuddled assistant ran away to get the store manager In front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong?' She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that He can't give her a refund because she bought it on special offer.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,
'RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!' And doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'
In a huff, the woman says,
'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES RUBBED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!'
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
LMAO, that's a great joke to start the day Phil! lol lol lol
ReplyDelete(falling off my puter stool here!)
Sunny here and not too windy, so I may venture out without my helmet.
Yes, loads and loads of Leicester photos around now. Aren't we a SCARY lot? Geeeez! lol
It was reported yesterday that the landlord of the burnt out 'Mill on the Soar,
ReplyDeletewas sectioned and he will receive extensive counselling.
It is believed Mr Nomates has received angry letters and even death threats from his neighbour's after the resent outbreak of hooliganism. Police Chief Looksonlytwelve is reported to have said " F**K there all mad Northerners" and is taking early retirement
As yet nobody has been detained concerning this horrendous crime
You comin next year to ride shotgun Mick??
ReplyDeleteOMG is that an invite to the DO.
ReplyDeleteIts better than a letter from the Queen
I've copied your message and my solicitor has a copy
In case George forgets to send me an invite.
had one from Elise. Cake to die for
You lot jealous or what
"Death By Chocolate Then Resurrection Cake" get it right Mick.....Your Arteries will be collapsing just looking at it !
ReplyDeleteOK OK Its death by chocolate then resurrection cake Dear me just because you got a go report from you boss don't think you can pick on a poor defenceless old pensioner.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA I just love having a ruck HAHAHA. Any way why did you and Phil say I'd been quite. (Yes I did see the viagra bit). I have been busy on facebook putting the world to rights and sticking up for our Army lads who were actually booed by the neanderthal Celtic football supporters .Bloody Morons. I have made some more friends today. Sorry I.m a bit pissed of Bloody celtic shit for brains got to me.
OK ruck over Busy Busy
See you xx one each
Glad you got it off your chest Mick ! x
ReplyDeleteMe to Babe XX
ReplyDeletePS hows your chest lately anything I ca NO Guess not
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.LOL X