Friday, 12 November 2010

Windless Saturday..

GGGood Morning Evening Saturday Bollockeers,lovely sunny morning and the  wind(MG)seems to have blown itself out at last!

LAST F1 GP qually for me today,from Abu Dhabi,and a dollop of boxing later when I think Audley Harrisons big mouth will be closed at last by David Haye!

Whatever you're up to have a a good Saturday and a cracking weekend

Cheers

A girl goes into the doctor’s for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask

11 comments:

  1. Derek's a happy chappy this weekend our son got them tickets for the 4th day of the ashes in Sydney in January lets hope it's not all over by then.
    Janet x

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  2. England of course, will be fun when the grandson gets older English dad Australian mum, and the word rooting has a totally different meaning over here LOL

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  3. Good mornin' all, and a special G'day to Janet.

    I was wondering what to do with this first fine day in a while. The garden beckons.....argghhh!
    Normally I'd procrastinate like crazy, but this sunshine has got me raring to start some serious ROOTING!

    I hope my back doesn't give out : )~

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  4. If you're "Rooting"Aussie style George it's not your back you need to be worrying about!! LOL (morning Lynn) xxx

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  5. I WILL be rooting in the Aussie style, and it IS my back which could give out first.

    The actual rooting tool won't be a problem. It can take the strain. It's the heavy-duty, long-life variety! LMAO

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  6. By the way, I hear our Elise roots for Scotland!!! Brave woman! : )~

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  7. I have no freaking clue WHAT you are all on about........explain please ! x

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  8. Janet started it Elise honest!! LOL,,she was on about "Rooting"Aussie style!!,,Google "what does rooting mean in australia",,Naughty Janet!

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  9. Oh, okay, THAT rooting...too tired these days ! LOL ! x

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