Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,
not a cloud in the sky here,but drizzly last night at the Bonfire Bash!,,Did the required Ooohs and Ahhhs at the fireworks,
,bagged a burger and coupla bangers then retreated home to de ice with a couple of firewaters
Grand Prix season coming to an end(Morning George) but still a couple to go and Brazil today and tomorrow,,
Enjoy your Saturday and have a great weekend!
Cheers
A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.
The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'did you call for me?'
The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?' She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.
'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.
The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.
'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'
'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'
'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.'
Morning All. Bright, crisp sunny day here....waiting for the hurricane to hit tomorrow, if you believe the weathermen that is ! At work tomorrow, so could well end up blown somewhere else completely....fingers x'd for me please ! Have a great time watching the GP Big Guy [yawn] . Later Dudes xx
ReplyDeleteTa Elise,,have a good un, and I hope you don't get Blown too far tomorrow!!! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteMornin' All.
ReplyDeleteNow who is lowering the tone... after the intellectual discussion of yesterday?
I thought the 'high brow' stuff couldn't last. : )~
So, Elise, let's get this right. When you get to work, it's normal routine that you're blown?
Are you a nurse in a jet engine testing factory?
But when a hurricane hits... you get blown 'somewhere else completely'?????
I'm truly baffled, and my mind is boggling, but, I'll do as you wish, and my fingers (all of them) are crossed for you!
Thanks George. keep an eye out for me, might be with ya for Supper ! I take you will be watching the GP with Phil huh !!!??? Later xx
ReplyDeleteHey Elise George HATES anything mechanical and HATES F1,,,goes back to his boyhood days when he fell of his Penny farthing bike!
ReplyDeletePMSL Big Guy ! xx
ReplyDeleteYes, I hate anything mechanical, electrical, water-powered, steam-driven or horse-drawn.
ReplyDeleteI hate politics, science, organised religions, Al Quaida and Simon Cowell.
And in my league table of 'most detested' TV 'entertainment'...Formula 1 comes second only to The X-Factor!!!!
Now which one of you smart arses sent me this badge?
FESS UP!
errr...Phil....you know anything about that badge?!! BTW George, what about 'Ant & Dec' and 'DIY' any thoughts on those per chance ???!!!
ReplyDelete{{ Music from DELIVERANCE}}
LMAO....Don't get me started, Elise! DIY and Gardening????
ReplyDeleteThey should be re-classified as mortal sins, and all such work should be given to Ant and Dec as penance for the misery and shame they've brought to the North East.
....a simple no would suffice... !!!
ReplyDeleteIn fact, Elise......
ReplyDeleteYou Lil Chain Yanker! LOL
Smart Arse....
ReplyDeleteGeorge you run out of Sanatogen again???you know how you get,!!,,,try a mug of your Horlicks may help...
ReplyDeleteJust wrapping your Christmas present hope they keep your tootsies warm and you can turn the heating down ANOTHER degree!!!,,(that'll make him smile Elise) Maybe? LOL
Our George is definitely in a huffy mood today Big Guy. Whats the problem? He upset that GP about to finish or something?? !! Didn't see his skinny ass on the photo either ! x
ReplyDeleteI know he was upset only coming 5th with his embroidery entry in the WI Guy Fawkes catagory yesterday,,apparantly his depiction of a naked Guy Fawkes grasping his Roman Candle shooting coloured balls didn't go down too well,,
ReplyDeleteChin up George I'm sure you'll do better next time,,,are you still going to the pie and peas excuse me dance at the Jarrow branch of the WI tomorow???sorry I'm busy watching the Grand Pri!x!
I GOTTA HAVE THOSE SLIPPERS!!
ReplyDeleteThey'd be perfect for kicking all my little rugrats out of the way tomorrow (the weekly Sunday invasion).
Keep your money Phil. I think Elise is buying them for me, lol.
Nope I ain't in a huff at all, at all, at all. : )~
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy, who called me a skinny arse????
ReplyDeleteThis HAS to be the definitive pic of Phil and me (on the right, minus my wig):
ReplyDeleteThommo and Hardy!....
ReplyDeleteYou are both mad ! Please don't ever change !! xx
ReplyDeletePS - George, I have it on good authority that you have a skinny ass and a bit of a belly....xx
I LOVE THAT PHOTO, PHIL!! ROFLMBO.
ReplyDeleteThat is DEFINITELY us!
Elise, whoever told you I had a skinny ass and a bit of a belly???? I'm hurt (sort of) LOL