Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,
,,winter wonderland here after lotsa white stuff fallen,,musta had about 5inches in the night(Morning George!!
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Bitta shovel work in store (Morning Mike)to get the motor out and get her her Ladyship to work.
Watch out for "Snow balls"today,,(sorta creeps up on ya!!
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Cheers
Visit to the Doctor A beautiful woman went to see her gynaecologist.
The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window.
He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.While Doing so he asked her,
"Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied,"You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts
"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes of course I do," she said,
"You're getting herpes:
Which is why I came here in the first place!
Busy, busy, busy!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's snowing 'up-north'.
Call after call for Shovels. All production booked up for next 8~weeks.
Time to concentrate on other tools!
Hold on. GOOD news!! Student unrest. Westinster, Birmingham, Bristol and Oxford Councils looking for tool kits urgently to repair damage.
This is going to be a GREAT winter!!!
Morning All - White stuff still not in evidence here, but frosty and bitter cold. Mike, great news for you, a bumper bonus Xmas huh !? You made a Snowman yet Big Guy ? Awww, go on, its great fun, and you never forget how ! Pics please !
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Snowjob???
ReplyDeleteWorking on it Sweetie! xx
Ha Ha ! That SO IS NOT your work Big Guy....cheater ! proper evidence please !! xxx
ReplyDeleteI woke up to find a lot more than Phil's paltry five inches! : )~ (No crude comments Phil!) lol
ReplyDeleteJust finished digging my car out of the snow.
Only a quickie from me today (SHADDUP YOU LOT) as I have electricians working inside the house and expecting roofers to arrive soon to fix a gutttering problem. (They'll probably find most of my brain cells blocking it!)
Hi Phil,
ReplyDeletePMSL on that snow jobby & love the jokes too.....no snow here in sleepy Sussex,& fingers & legs crossed may well escape that white stuff....Spurs won again last night & see it in 3D with new t.v..(early xmas treat from myself to myself )....Wow & wow again ...like being there in the ground,really impressed...
Blimey George, I think Johns Xmas pressie to himself was way better than yours [and decidedly cheaper I would guess] ! Just back from town. Hubby decided to remodel my glass hob with a frying pan last night - he was lucky it wasn't his head after I saw the huge freaking crack across it.....€900 is the closest replacement now a days....hope the insurance see it that way.....
ReplyDeleteStill no snow here....shame, as kids are well excited as to them that means its Xmas........
Later Dudes
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Blimey backatchya!
ReplyDeleteI would not like to to be in your hubby's shoes. Is he still in A & E?
Shergold......`Scuse me Peeps! I would not have been impressed!!!!!!
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Elise....So sorry to hear about the accident to your hob.....Hope your husband`s head is better!!!!
Alex
How mad do you all think I am ? [good life insurance policy on him, but a frying pan to the head WOULD NOT pay out] anyway, trust them feckers in A&E ? Not a chance.....bloody excellent Bone-Setter up the hill from me......ok ok, he specializes in Horses, but LOADS of humans go to him too !!!!
ReplyDeleteAlex - I take it you are referring to the game? Did Arsenal loose ? I was too busy trying to castrate hubby to watch it ......
George, did you get your bits sorted out?
Big Guy....you arrived back home safe yet with herself?
Cor blimey, worry, worry........and I come into here for a break from it all !!!!!!!
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Ewwww Elise,, image of George sorting his bits!!!
ReplyDeleteNeed a medicinal Glenfiddich or three to "De trauma",,,may as well finish the bottle and have a Balvenie weekend!!
Back in one piece ta Sweetie,xx
Hi Big Guy, I will stop worrying about ya now ! Or maybe I should start, if you are finishing the Glenfidditch then starting on the Balvenie ! Mind you, Old Salt that you are, you could knock a bucketful back probably and still keep standing.....think I may have met my match there !! LOL !
ReplyDeleteI just hope that George's bits are sorted, and that there is no dry rot there............
Slainte !
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