Good Morning/Evening Fffffriday Peeps,
rain finally stopped and we awoke to find three ducks in the garden (morning Elise
)taking refuge from the swollen river,,,,
No plans for Peking duck tonite so they are free to leave after some teasing from my pussy,,,
,gotta quack on with the "Shopping list"Hilary left for essential supplies,,,in Capital letters she has written"Litre Baileys half price at Morrisons!",,,subtle or what! 
LOL
Have a Fffffab Frrrriday,
and Happy Firework night,,,
Cheers
A cute one!!!
HELGA'S DIARY ON CRUISE
SHIP...
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship..I was shocked!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 1,600 lives.
Twice..
HAPPY GUY FAWKES DUDES !!!!!
ReplyDeleteGod I miss Fireworks here. You can't even buy a Sparkler...illegal...wonder why [!] ??
Survived the bright lights and glinting needles in Limerick yesterday ! Cheers for the crusts of bread this morning Big Guy - However, were a bit stale......and I like mine with Pate !!!
A bit of Xmas browsing this morning/afternoon, then back to the old homestead for chaos with kids. Later dudes xx
Elise, you should count yourself lucky that Phil didn't put his notorious crab pate on your bread!
ReplyDeleteAnd what were you doing in Phil's garden? Came over for bonfire night?
Don't you know he has a very scary pussy??
Phil? WHAT'S YOUR PUSSY CALLED?
WE STILL DON'T KNOW! lol
...I don't think Phil has a Pussy......
ReplyDeleteAwwww, no, that can't be right, Phil's always had a pussy...but why is he so reluctant to tell us the name of this one?
ReplyDeleteI have a theory. Tell me if you think I'm daft or what!
It's a little known fact that Teesside has the largest cat population in the UK, and, almost unbelievably, they have a cat religion, with churches (often called Cat Hedrals) in every town in the county.
Every Sunday, baptism ceremonies are held for new born kittens.
I think that when Phil's pussy came along, Hilary had told Phil they should name it 'Kitty'. Phil agreed, and off they went to the service.
BUT, the vicar that morning happened to be a stunning long legged blonde, wearing the shortest cassock ever seen on a cleric.
Phil, still a bit hazy after his usual Saturday night binge, suddenly became confused and disorientated. When asked the name of the kitten to be baptised he gave (quite understandably) the wrong one.
So, as the vicar pronounced 'I baptise this kitten Clitty', Hilary fainted, and the pussy's name has never been mentioned in the Thompson household since.
George I want some of what you are on!!!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteMe too ! LOL !
ReplyDeleteWell Hello Clitty!! C'mere Clitty.Heyyyyyyyyy, I wonder if you can buy 'Hello Clitty' toys for Christmas? LMAO
ReplyDelete...I am groaning here George......
ReplyDeleteI want the "Adult"DVD for Christmas "Clitty Clitty Bang Bang"
ReplyDeleteDerek just asked me what I was smiling at made me laugh when I read the DVD title LOL
ReplyDeleteHey Janet, I might have known Phil would beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteBefore I went to sleep last night I suddenly thought of Clitty Clitty Bang Bang and what a great title that would be for a porn movie!!
(I know.....sad, aren't I?) LOL
And what do I see when I log on today? Laurel has outwitted Hardy again!
Phil are you psychic or what?
Or have we known eachother far too long? : )~
Anyway, to return to the original question. Since there has been no dispute, we now know for definite that Phil has a pussy called Clitty.
RESULT!!!!
Ya reckon George??? LOL
ReplyDeleteHi Janet how ya doin?? xx
We are both good phil, a bit like you with the rain 3 days of it hopefully the sun will be out next week we are of to melbourne for a few days and they can have three seasons in one day there, roll on the new year we are of to Bali knowing our look there will be a hurricane.
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Have a great time Janet,,please let us know all about Bali after your Hols,,Some pics would be nice. xxx
ReplyDeleteI have tried to upload Pics before but it won't let me do you have to be a premium member or am I just doing it wrong as usual LOL
ReplyDeleteNope you don't have to be a premium member Janet,,on the Home page just click on "Add photos"which will take you to a browse box where you can select your pics,when selected click "Upload" and you can add album title photo tags etc....
ReplyDeleteGive me a shout if you have probs and I'll email you a more detailed "How to" xxx
Hi Janet
ReplyDeleteGood to see I am not so outnumbered for once ! Now you see what I have to put up with !!!! Still ploughing through your 'instructions', trying to make them clear for you. Have a great time in Bali....I am very envious ! Take care of yourselves, and great to see you posting xx