Good Morning/Evening Ffffriday Peeps,
,,Fffffflippin fffreeezin ere,,looks like a Christmas card(Morning George)
with all the snow but blue sky and sunny,
Running round sorta day "instore" for me with Hilary off and so little time to Christmas
(Yeah right!!!
LOL)
Have a Good un'
George's cat Portia gets in the "Spirit!"'
Cheers
Testicle Operation
I went to Bangkok for a testicle operation.
The nurse cupped my balls;
She said "don't worry, its normal to get an erection when doing this".
I said "I haven't got an erection";
She replied "I have"!
Morning All - Rain here and a bitter cold wind. The famous 'THEY' are still forecasting Snow here.......from tomorrow.....Cheers....Due back at work then....Please God, make it Snow really, really hard NOW so I don't have to get up early !
ReplyDeleteBTW - All over the News here about the Snow you are all getting. Reports are conflicting, so wondered if you could make it easy on the Blonde today Guys ! Newcastle, in one report, was 3 inches, in another 7 inches, but Durham supposed to be 10 inches.........whats the story !?
Gotta go bank up the fire to FURNACE level....later Dudes, and keep warm !
Morning Elise,,,I measured mine this morning at 9 and half inches,,Jarrow is around 4 inches but by the time George gets up it will no doubt have gone altogether!! LOL
ReplyDeleteHa Ha ! Is that why I call ya BIG GUY !? Huh !? Pretty impressive Dude ! BTW, a technical question for you Admin' Guys......why is there no 'Back To Top' facility on these Multiply pages....getting sick of scrolling Big Guy !
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Hi all....All these varying sizes are making me feel sooooo inadequate,here in sleepy Sussex.........No snow here as yet but brass monkeys...Was going up onto the Downs,after dropping Val off for work(work whats that) but dog pleaded with me to show compassion, & now asleep with the cats.....Oh well back to house chores.......Another question for anyone really.....If there is 69 members,where are they all?..been on here two weeks & think only six have posted...see ya
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Morning John - Weather much the same here. My Chooks not too impressed either, put plenty straw in their little house last night......didn't want deep frozen Chickens this morning !
ReplyDeleteMmmm, good question there about the members. There are a few that pop in every now and then, or just read the posts without commenting, but I suppose the half dozen or so that do post are about the main numbers. I come on here just to wind the Guys up [Morning George !] so I think they put up with me !! Nice to have some new blood though ! Keeps us all on our toes ! Back to chores too, and time is rapidly running out here ! Got some spare you can send me ?! xx
Happy Freezing Friday, folks.
ReplyDeleteI'm slightly (cough) late.. been getting the driveway cleared again:
And I must apologise for mocking Phil's ''few inches' yesterday. I admit, I WAS WRONG!
Imagine my surprise when BBC Look North news featured a rescue operation in Phils's village.
The helicopter cameras showed stunning views of the area, particularly Roseberry Topping:
I hate to say this but Phil has a lot more inches than I have here in Jarrow.
But, I digress....the purpose of the helicopter mission was to rescue an over amorous couple from their garden...You guessed it...Mr and Mrs T!!
Elise? Oh ye of little faith. That was no fake snow sculpture Phil posted yesterday....It was the man himself!
According to the news reports, the fact that the temperature was so far below freezing actually helped save the sex-mad pair.
I've just heard on the radio that after a 24 hour stay in hospital the pair are home safe and sound....but hiding behind closed curtains, avoiding a mass of paparazzi from all over the world. Even CNN has a TV crew there!
Capn Phil? WE SALUTE YOU!
John, you can get to see who is 'peeping' at the posts only if you do a new topic yourself.
ReplyDeleteTry posting a naughty cartoon or something, and a few hours later you can look at the bottom of the replies and see a list of who has viewed your topic.
WE HAVE A LOT OF PEEPERS! (G'd Mornin' Margaret in Redcar) LOL
By the way, Elise....I have only 4 inches this morning. BUT the day is young! : )~
ReplyDeleteMorning George - You are very 'Chipper' this morning....what gives ? x
ReplyDeleteThe snow has addled what was left of my brain, Lil Duck.
ReplyDeleteI'm a hopeless case!
Ha Ha ! Never thought you would be one to go for the sympathy vote !! x
ReplyDeleteI do that George,when i have less time.!!!!!!.....Liked the pic of you clearing the snow....,but tie your boot laces up mate,you look so untidy,in your birth day suit,!!!!!!!,,,, 'angel' nah !.... don't buy that.!!!!...... or .....was you rehearsing for the coming pantomine season.....lol
ReplyDeleteGeorge likes being a fairy John....I have proof if you want it ....?? !! xx
ReplyDeleteOmg..!!!....If you have all this evidence of George,what if your prying eyes turns to me,& you start to uncover my past life.!!!!!!.....ahhhhhhh... who do i make the cheque out to Elise?....lol x
ReplyDeletebtw Val puts up with me & my e.mailing all over the place....There all woman too, mainly cousins,as men i find are not too interested..... I just love communicating,like my cousin in Oz,told me earlier today,she just had a dip in her pool ....must be my 'female' side coming out......or the zoly
probably the Zoly' John ! BTW you are safe, George is fair game [ Luv ya Boss ! XXXXXXX] and besides, he enjoys all the attention ! x
ReplyDeleteFair game?
ReplyDeleteI'm an absolute push-over for any cute lady (aren't I, Elise) LOL
By the way, unless you name your sources on North Tyneside, I will refuse to mention any town or village there ever again!
Never never never
(I just can't take these nightmares!)
told you before, I have some VERY good friends there George. And yes, you are an absolute push over....Lynn deserves a medal...... ! xx
ReplyDeleteLynn has already been mentioned twice in dispatches Elise and has an award for going "Above and beyond the call of duty!!",,,,,,Lynn for Sainthood I reckon!! LOL
ReplyDeleteSeconded Big Guy ! x
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