Sunday shopping..:(

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,grey and cold start to the day here and doesn't look much brightness on the horizon for me today with Hilary in "Sale shoppimg mode"

Off into da "Boro"to mop up some bargains,,and play bag carrier!,,,Tried converting her to Amazon but she has to touch it,and feel it before making her mind up!!(Although I havn't always complained about that!LOL)

Hope your day is slightly more interesting!

Catch ya later

Cheers

An oldie but still makes me titter!!..........

Voted Best Joke in Ireland

Malcolm O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!'

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.'

She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'

Malcolm said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.'

'Oh, that is very nice indeed, Malcolm!' Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of Malcolm's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, ' Mal won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'

She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.