Sunday, 28 November 2010

Sunday chilled pussy

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,No snow talk today suffice to say it's still ere and LOTS of it!

Didn't stop the moggy wanting to go out at 330 am,,and came back half an hour later with a startled look and frozen whiskers!!,,there is a foot deep furrow to the end of the garden where she traversed the snow field.

No option today, staying in and waiting for George to come and dig out my motor!

Enjoy your Sunday,

Cheers

Take a peek at me and George doing our bit for National Elf week....

 

Subject: Retired Special Forces NCO Killed on Golf Course

A foursome of retired SF NCOs was calmly waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies weretaking their time.
When the final lady was ready to tee off, she hacked the ball a grand total of ten feet. Then she walked over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.
She angrily looked up at the patiently waiting men and sarcastically said, "I guess all those fu**ing lessons I took over the winter didn't help..."
One of the SF guys, a retired Command Sergeant Major, immediately responded, "Well, there you have it.  You should have taken golf lessons instead!"
Poor bastard never even had a chance to duck.  He was only 51 ...
 

10 comments:

  1. Hahahaha.!!...Sure liked your elf dancing...........Phil, can you tell me if photos that are stored in 'draft' form on 'my site',can they be viewed by other members?.....Still feeling my way around this site lol......1 inch of snow yesterday, & 1 inch this morning......For us on the Coast in sleepy Sussex thats more than enough to cope with.....Doggy poo time again....
    John
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  2. Hi John,,,Just been on your site and clocked the photo of you on a park bench,,,only see the one have you some more hidden on there?

    I keep getting weather updates from Gemma our youngest who lives in Hove,,hope you stick with the coupla inches you already have! LOL

    Good luck with your doggy poo??

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  3. I am soooo relieved.
    John has only TWO inches? (Why was I so worried about my tiny 4" on Friday?) LMAO

    If I'm allowed to add the daily increases, I am now a MASSIVE 16".

    Phil, that Jib Jab video brought back happy memories, Geeez, we were so FIT then weren't we?
    WHAT HAPPENED?

    Sod it all, I am doing absolutely no snow clearing today.What's the point?? It's never going to stop!
    I'm snowbound and happy to be so.

    Wishing you all a happy, warm, cozy, lazy day INDOORS! : )

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  4. Afternoon all. One inch snow for me and not a happy duckie driving to work this am. More on the way . . . back to the grind. Later dudes x

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  5. Thanks for looking Phil......I thought pics i have in draft form on 'my site'could be viewed, but obviously not.....Just putting some 'clean' pics together,no doubt go downhill soon after though .lol....Vals mum lives near Brighton & they have had no snow as yet.....keep warm

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  6. My pussy "Chillin"in the snow coupla hours ago..

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  7. But you still haven't told us the name of your pussy, as well as neglecting to mention her legs are 22 " long!!!

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  8. Awwwww, she is gorgeous Big Guy ! She loves the snow eh ? My Chooks wouldn't come out today ! BTW I still reckon 'Harpic' ! [ as she is "clean round the bend" going out in that weather Big Guy !]
    ffffffffffffffreezing here still - not liking it at all. At work again tomorrow, so will have to see what way the weather is tonight, my hill was like glass coming home this evening......need a Tractor !!!!

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  9. If he doesn't tell us her real name....we'll all revert to the one we know best..

    Puss puss, C'mere Clitty... who's a lovely clitty??

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