Good Morning/Evening Ffffriday Peeps,
not a bad start to the day now the wind has eased(Morning George)
Quick Hi and Bye as I head off to hossy for my "Juicing"and have my bonce frozen for two hours,
..(Vanity is a harsh Master!!LMAO)
Have a Fffab Fffriday and a great weekend,
Catch ya later,,Cheers
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?
A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND. HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB.
TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES.
THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE GENIES DISAPPEAR.
THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN A GOLF-COURSE MANSION , SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO EXPLORE THIS FABULOUS HOUSE.
SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN AND THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN $100 BILLS.
THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.
HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS DRESSED IN KU KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A ROPE OVER A LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD.
AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S THE TWO BLONDE GENIES.
ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE, "I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST WISH HAVING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO MAKE LOVE TO.
I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE.
BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS BEYOND ME.!"
That was funny Big Guy. Good luck today. Vanity is a harsh task master, however, you will look way better in the obligatory Xmas Day photos ! At the moment very cold here, little wind [Morning George !] but seen quite a few Brass Monkeys running around clutching their nether regions !
ReplyDeleteA little 'me' time today while I get kids minded and head off to do a spot of necessary shopping. A Grande Latte is already singing sweetly to me....!
Later Dudes !
Quack
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Goooooood Afternoon All,
ReplyDeletePhil asked me to post an early greeting, as he was off to the hospital early. But when I got up really REALLY early (yeah right!) I find that he and Elise have already been up and about and even had a latte together. : )~
Good luck with the treatment today Phil, That cold cap will be worth the pain to keep your flowing locks.
Now speaking of your Biggles helmet.. I searched for a Biggles pic. I found two....and I think the second one is much more 'YOU'
Hi Phil,
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the treatment today.
Your heading off to 'Frozen Head' for treatment?
Seems a long way to go. But good luck.
Cheers Chaps and Chapesses...... Love the Biggles undone!!,,,,LMAO
ReplyDeleteEXtra cold today and my bonce is only now thawing out a coupla hours later,,glad Hilary was off she has a great way of warming me lugs!!
Told today that the Chemo apparantly has knackered my red blood cells and I am severly anemic,,back to hossy on Monday at sparra fart for a blood transfusion!,,,,(Time they gave me some back!! LOL)
A few Malts tonite methinks!,,( I blame Elise for my new Malt craving!)
Cheers
Welcome home Cool Head Luke. Errrrm, I dunno, FROZEN HEAD, COLD HEAD, COOL HEAD. ICY HEAD.....
ReplyDeleteAll sound pretty suggestive to me (and by the way..I blame Elise for ALL my cravings, not just the Malt one! lol)
My mind is boggling as I think of all the ways Hilary could possibly be warming ya lugs, Phil : )~
And never mind about 'up at sparra fart'...how about trying this one:
OWL FART
WITH THANKS TO MARK!!!
Hi Guys. yes George, Mark did include me in his mailing list. You not realized yet that I know EVERYTHING !!!!!! LMAO !! Oh, and don't go blaming me for your cravings either, Malt or otherwise, I plead the 5th !
ReplyDeleteBig Guy - You defrosted yet? Must admit to my curiosity also being 'piqued' at Hilary's techniques...... Can't deny the goodness in a decent Malt though, and your bottle is definitely that. Glad you are getting a bit of blood back again, you will feel so good you will want to redecorate the entire house in time for Xmas !!!! ROFLMAO !!
Later Dudes
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Elise!!! I have censored your post about "Redecorating the house before Christmas"after getting my fresh blood!!!before Hilary sees it and takes you at your word!
ReplyDelete"Loose lips sink ships!!" LMAO
ROFLMAO Big Guy - Thought that would wake you up a bit !
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