Sunday knockers!

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps.nother nice sunny morning here but colder,

Hilary off and was enjoying a lie in when we had the dreaded "Door knockers"at 9am!!!,,,A gaggle of Jovo's wanting to spread the word !!,,,I spread a few in return and grabbed another half hour duvet diving,,

Indoor pursuits for with the Brazillian Grandprix(Morning George),,then only one more from Abu Dhabi(Shaddup George)

Hope you enjoy a "Chilled Sunday"whatever you are up to,,

Cheers

The  Cork

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Toronto , when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.

If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my ass."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab said, "I was walking along  Bloor Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Canada , the Genie.  I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No shit?"

God Bless Canada.