Wild wet and windy Tuesday

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Bollockeers,Wild wet and windy here(Morning George !,,, As per Bollocks rule 54 sub section 2 item B ,,"Any reference to wind during posting has to be followed by a link to George" )

Although George has to be congratulated for adhering to the Jane Plant diet his methane emissions and his subsequent damage to the ozone layer has to be carefully considered.

Could be adding to the problem myself after we polish off the Beef Dupiaza curry I am cooking this afta,,,(beef curry topped with fried oninons!)...side order of baked beans available if George pops round for a dollop!

Hope you arn't experiencing the same wind problems in your area and have a great Day!

Cheers

10 inches of snow in Caribbean...

A lady goes on a vacation to the Caribbean wishing her husband had been able to join her. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you" the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can not tell her. On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"

"I can't because you will make fun of me" the black man says.

"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.

"Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies.

The lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it" the black man says.

The lady replied, "It's my husband that won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in the Caribbean.