Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,
,,Brass monkey weather ere,with smatterings of white stuff already falling.
Gotta head out to forage for Vindaloo makings for curry night tonite,and mingle with the other happy shoppers out there,,(Oh joy)
Whatever you're up to have a Good un'!
Cheers
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Olympic Condoms
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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.
Olympic condoms?, she asks, What makes them so special?
There are three colors, he replies, Gold, Silver and Bronze.
What color are you going to wear tonight? she asks cheekily.
Gold of course, says the man proudly.
The wife responds, Really, why dont you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change
Morning All - Cold here, but no white stuff yet.....plenty time ! 3 days off, so today is 'Happy Friday' to Elise [weds is the new friday dudes !] Letter writing to Santa today , so that should be fun....any hints and tips welcome from you old hands out there !!
ReplyDeleteGood luck Big Guy....Might need emergency supplies there with you if it gets any worse....gotta be good for the bonce though huh !?
Later 'mon amies'
Quack
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PS - Good joke,,,,,,any truth in that one Big Guy !!?? xxxxxx
Goood Moaning All,
ReplyDeleteTry using silver, Phil.
You could then have another nom-de-plume. Now let's see....
PHIL SILVERS..He was a funny guy!
or better still
Another old pirate like yourself...LONG JOHN SILVER - very appropriate in this winter weather!
Elise? Go straight to jail. A CHRISTMAS card on this site? On 24th NOVEMBER??
OK, so Elise asks any truth in using Silver.
ReplyDeleteGeorge said you should use Silver.
I'm told I should use bronze!!!
What does that mean??
It means you're a very lucky guy, and a super-stud...but only if your two bedfellows AREN'T fellas! LMAO
ReplyDeleteSounds like Mike is having wayyyy too much fun at these "Tool fests!!" LMAO
ReplyDeleteokay, finally back on line....Its official, I have it from 3 independent ,reliable sources that George SCROOGE Hardy is real. This from Backworth, Percy Main and Cullercoats... all in Tyne & Wear........ring any bells there Mr hardy ? Huh ?
ReplyDeleteIs this a guessing game now with the medals....? Can anyone join in or is it GUYS ONLY ???!!! All I will say is that us Women are GREAT at multi-tasking....work it out......
And yes, we are VERY excited about Xmas, only 30 days now George, so get that wallet out of the attic, brush off the dust and get BUYING LOADS for all those Grand-kids...just think, this year will be cheaper than next year !
Any more gals care to join in on this crucial debate........condoms.!!!!....hehe.....Fraid with me on zoly,'caverject' is my only choice, to get a head start 'so to speak'.......George,any chance of a pint of you,next week, to dispel all those 'scrooge' accusations...
ReplyDeleteJohn
John,,good luck getting a pint out of George next week,,,last time he bought me one he was still using ration coupons!!
ReplyDeleteI will need photographic proof of that one John....with that days newspaper next to you !
ReplyDeleteThe girls pop in every now and again.....you are stuck with me I'm afraid John....... Boys will tell you anything you need to know.......
George 'SCROOGE' Hardy is remaining mightly silent so far...........
You will have to wait Elise as i've used this months supply up already......x ..
ReplyDelete...........................You will have to wait Elise as i've used this months supply up already......x .........................
ReplyDeleteCaverject..............Condoms..............Beer....................Newspaper................? Pick one John !
I went deathly quiet for a while there.
ReplyDeleteWhat does Elise know about my exploits on the other side of the river Tyne?? CULLERCOATS, PERCY MAIN, BACKWORTH?
OMG, I have played with a big organ in all three of those places...but it was a long time ago, If I remember rightly, I had the time of my life at Cullercoats, as I had an exceptionally large organ that night,
WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD??? : )~
Pick a place George...........
ReplyDeleteOK OK OK.
ReplyDeleteBACKWORTH.
It was a New Years Eve in the 1980s, I think...and I'm sure you'll have heard nothing about that night which you could use to blackmail me!
Do you remember a woman, older than you by about 4 or 5 years, brown hair, brown eyes, about 5' 7'' ? Looks a bit like JOAN COLLINS ? Am I ringing any bells here, or do I have a different GEORGE HARDY who played his organ really well in those days? !
ReplyDeleteOh bugger. now I'm scared...REALLY scared!!!!
ReplyDeleteGeorge/Elise....................................................................................This is gripping stuff,don't stop there guys...!!!!!
ReplyDelete....and I haven't even started on PERCY MAIN & CULLERCOATS YET....... you worried yet Boss? Told you I had friends in Geordieland, but would you believe me, huh ? Lots of these Boss XXXXXXXXX !
ReplyDeleteElise, to say I am worried is an understatement. You haven't found my old work diaries in a car boot sale, have you?
ReplyDeleteNope...just have some real good friends on the other side of the Tyne...... XXXXXXXXX
ReplyDeleteOMG!
ReplyDeleteJoan Collins, OBE (born 23 May 1933) is an English actress, author, and columnist.
BORN 1933 ??? 77yrs old now, and at just 47 she looked like this:
Face looks like a sack-full of Mike's shovels!
THIS Joan Collins Dude !!
ReplyDeleteBloody 'ell. Isn't Photoshop a marvellous invention.
ReplyDeleteOR...is that the North Tyneside woman who was 'stalking' me in the the 80s?
Oh man.,....was I blind - or just blind drunk? : (
errr....probably blind drunk Boss ! x
ReplyDeleteVERY PROBABLY!! lol
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