Saturday, 27 November 2010

Snow Joke!

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Bollockeers,,,Lorra snow fall overnight ere and for once I wasn't pestered by pussy wanting action in the early hours(didn't want to go out in the snow!)

Motor well snowed in and looking iffy for Hilary getting to work,,and if she does will she get back tonite??LOL

Off to make her some snow shoes out of tennis rackets,,so she can at least make the effort to get into work!

Happy Saturday

Cheers

A cute one.....

Smart Johnny
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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.

The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend.

So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.

The teacher says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!"

24 comments:

  1. want to swop some snow for a bit of 30 plus deg sunshine
    janet x

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  2. Morning all.
    Just had our first dusting of sleety snow,here on the coast in sleepy Sussex,but right brass monkeys...
    Janet, I think there be a rush on flight bookings to warmer climates if this keeps up,recession or not.....
    John x

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  3. Still no snow here in the Midlands but very cold.

    Kath up at 5.30am to get to work (after bringing me a cuppa in bed).
    I almost offered to clear the ice off the car windows for her (but then came to my senses, turned over and went back to sleep).

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  4. I do miss xmas in the Uk only when it snows though, Im sure it allways snowed on xmas day when I was a youngster that was a long time ago though LOL

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  5. Afternoon All. Janet, nice to hear from you, would love some heat please ! Small flurries here in the Rebel County, but nowhere near as big as Phil .... LOL !! :-)~ Brass Monkeys is right John ... bitterly cold, so I am surprised we had the flurry we did. No wind though (Hi George!) back to work again Guys can't chat all day y'know ! Keep warm, oh, Mike, the thought was there huh !? later xx

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  6. Started to dig the car out,,nice blue sky but ffffflippin cold,,,10mins in Blizzard stops play!!!,,,retired to couch before my extremeties get any colder!!

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  7. SNOW JOKE? DAMN RIGHT!

    Janet? Can we all come and stay with you and Derek till March? (Phil will foot the bill)

    Now, for all you 'Inch Watchers' .......

    I woke up with only 4" yesterday, then today I found myself looking at another SIX inches.
    Does this mean I'm now in Phil's league?


    And damn it all, I had just cleared the driveway ,and the car, yet again last night......
    Will you look at this?!!!!!!! 10am this morning!!! FFS!!!!!!

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  8. Trouble is,even if I do qualify as having 10" now, some smart ass will come back and say he's got over a foot!!

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  9. Yep 12 inches here George but I don't use it as a rule!!

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  10. Lovely white car George! It could be a Roller.!... and your front garden is as nice as it`s ever been!
    Roll on June!
    Alex

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  11. Does Pat know about June Alex?? LOL

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  12. Alex, my brother went up to Southport today,to watch Eastbourne play & got within 20 mins of the ground,when it was cancelled.....Magnificent 7 of them are gutted ....14 hours round trip for sweet nothing......I hope to travel to Hayes on Tuesday,weather permitting,& next day is the London meeting ...Anyone else going ?......to the London meet that is
    John

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  13. Nope John, but used to live near there - Great Pub/Carvery in those days called 'The Grapes', if its still there, well worth a visit. Hope you get there okay x

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  14. I did n`t mean roll on June! I meant roll on June 2011 when hopefully we can all meet up again at the reunion!
    Hope Hillary managed to get to work safely.....as you must be kept in the manner you have been accustomed to!
    The snow shoes made from tennis rackets would be a great help....Hope you did n`t have to go outside to get them from the Garden Shed?
    Just seen pictures of the frozen North on the news.....Make sure there`s plenty of whisky in the cupboard!!!
    It`s dreadful sitting here watching people struggle to get to work. and BACK!

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  15. Still waiting for her Ladyship to get back from work Alex,,,,buses cancelled,,I'm snowed in she's been waiting for a taxi for an hour,,,,looks like I'll have to do my own dinner!!LOL

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  16. Hey Big Guy, is herself back home safe and snug yet? Just been catching up on SKY NEWS and it looks really bad in places, and set to last ? Blimey ! Had a little flurry here, but thats all. ONLY -4 deg here, fairly tropical huh !? Keep warm ! XXX

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  17. Thanks Elise,,,Her Ladyship landed at 715pm,,left work at 5pm,,,lucky to get back at all,,she got the last taxi,,,,all now stopped as well as the buses....still snowing but she's not back at work till Tuesday,,,,,,,,,,,,So drawbridge now pulled up,,and gonna "Chill"for a few days!! LOL xx

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  18. looks bad on the news Big Guy.......glad Hilary got back safe, she thawed out yet the poor thing, some emergency Balvenie I think would be a kindness ! x

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  19. LOL..she's "destressing"with a coupla Margaritas,,,I'm "Balvenie ing!"

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  20. Hope Hilary is now safely home. I `ve seen how bad things are up in Geordieland.
    I suppose it`s one way of keeping CHELSEA out or are they already in?
    I liked the dancing elfs!!!!!!!!!!
    Kind regards, Alex

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  21. John, I admire the loyalty of Eastbourne fans making that long trip. I know what it`s like done it many a time in my 20s travelling from London - Glasgow and getting snowed in on the way. Been to Hayes many a time and usually LOST!!!! In the days when Cyril Regis played for them
    (remember him Mike?) Hope you can dig out a win!! I won`t be at the meeting in London but my thoughts will be with you all.
    Feeling good today...The Gunners won!!!!!
    Alex

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  22. Cheers Alex,,hatches battened down and supplies in to outlast a small nuclear war!! LOL

    Hi to Pat xx

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  23. Alex,
    Cyrille Regis, one of the best West Brom players of all time and such a nice bloke!
    Still a regular visitor to the Albion games and always gets a good reception.
    Mike

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