Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Morning Humpsters..

Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,on a very mild and breezy morning.

Orders to bag a coupla crabs today so I',m heading down to Redcar instead of Whitby for a change to see what I can attract!,,maybe  grab a "Lemon top" while I'm there,

Enjopy your Hump day,

Cheers

Lovejuice

A 12 year boy says to his dad, Dad can I get a plasma screen with Sky telly in my bedroom for my birthday. The dad says it's very expensive, but he'll see. On his birthday the wee boy runs home from school and up to his room, and there on the wall is the big plasma screen with Sky plumbed in, so he settles down to watch his new telly. Later on he comes down to the living room, where his mum and dad are sitting, and he asks his dad, Dad what's lovejuice? well his mum has a hairy fit, bursts into tears and runs into the kitchen. His dad keeps his cool and says, sit down son, I better explain about the facts of life. So he explains about sex, females bodies, masturbation, and all sorts of sexual information. Listening to all this sexual stuff the wee boys jaw just about hits the deck, the dad seeing this then says, son just what programme were you watching up in your room, and the wee boy says WIMBLEDON!

6 comments:

  1. Morning All. Dull day here with a spot of 'mizzle' but mild at least. Busy day at work today,,,,shopping trip to BLARNEY.......I have it tough huh !? No, I won't be kissing the Blarney Stone.....too many Big Yanks trying to do that one ! Have a good one, see you later when I have emptied the bank account !! x

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  2. Mornin' All,

    Morning Lil Duck, Morning Crabman!!

    REDCAR CRABS????

    Wassup Phil? You bin banned from Whitby?

    Did you perform one of your 3-knot stunts there too?

    Or was it just the one knot....."You're knot getting your money back" LMAO

    Elise, can you catch crabs while you're in Blarney...and then pass them on to Phil? (please don't take that the wrong way, pmsl)
    I think he's getting desperate!

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  3. Hi Elisa,

    I kissed the 'Blarney Stone' during a trip to Cork way back in 1985.
    Got home, told Kath and she hasn't stopped talking since!!!

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  4. Mike, nice one! Costs Euro 20 per person now to kiss the stone ... do me a favour! George we are inland....but plenty Salmon heading up stream. I am banker today, what WILL I spend it all on? Later Dudes ! x

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  5. Well, what a small world we have here.

    Elise is a banker today, and Phil is a real banker - every day! LMAO

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