Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Tuesday,,not so bright!

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,lovely bright and sunny morning here,although I'm not feeling quite so bright after being waylaid by a few Birthday single malts last night!(quite a few)

I blame Elise for urging me to try her own favourite which I have to admit went down very well at the time

Down to earth with an Onco visit this afta to see what the Chemo"Juice"is doing to my bod(probably not as much as the Malt! LOL)

Whatever you're up to enjoy the sunshine,

Cheers

Irish Diet

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

"Why, that's amazing!" the docto r said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded.."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."

"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from the f**kin' skippin

4 comments:

  1. ****GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR APPOINTMENT PHIL****

    We want to hear a good update!

    Dear All, I'll not be about much for the next day or two as my eldest daughter was unexpectedly taken in to hospital yesterday morning, leaving us all in a whirl trying to look after grandchildren etc.

    More later.

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  2. Ta George,

    Everything crossed for a speedy recovery for Kristy,Keep us posted Matey....

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  3. Hi Guys just checking in at work. Blimey George good luck and hope she better soon. Email me if i can offer any advice. Wishing her a speedy recovery. Phil hope you ok ? Go easy with that whisky its powerful stuff. Hope you didnt add any crap to it either ?! Gotta go do some work now. Catch you later xx

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  4. Hi Phil,

    I didn't know you were a fan of Malt-esers!
    This info solves one problem, I now know what Christmas present to send you.



    Good luck with your appointment today.
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    George, hope everything is OK with your daughter.
    Keep us updated.
    Mike.

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