Wednesday, 17 November 2010

Fffffffoggy Thursday...

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,Fffflippin fffoggy ere at the moment,the garden has disappeared!

Quick Hi and Bye as I'm off for "Pre Chemo"bloods to make sure I am fit enough for "Juicing"tomorrow!LOL

 
 

Have a Good un' Fffolks

Cheers

: Pub story

I was in the pub yesterday when I  suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart.  The music was  really, really  loud, so I timed my farts with the  beat.

After a couple of  songs, I started to  feel better.   I finished my pint and noticed that   everybody was staring at me.

Then I  suddenly remembered that I was listening to my  iPod.

Bugger  !!!!!

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7 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter18 November 2010 at 00:05

    Morning All. Kinda dull and damp here, fog, ice and frost earlier this week has gone, also the gale force winds [Morning George !]
    Day off today, so a day full of unpaid work. Good luck Big Guy. Hope all okay with the 'bloods'. Keep us posted.

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  2. George Hardy18 November 2010 at 02:22

    Mornin'All,

    Good luck with the pre-chemo check-up today Phil. Check your mail box for a Taxotere video clip I sent you.It could be useful.

    Elise, I don't know why you should have to stay at home doing a day's unpaid work when there are dozens of guys here clamouring for your professional services. How fast could you get to Northern England? (all costs paid, of course!) lol.

    Mind you, I hope you make the Midlands and Southern guys pay premium rate! : )~

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  3. Elise Cotter18 November 2010 at 02:35

    errr...George...what kinda profession you think I'm in....?!

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  4. George Hardy18 November 2010 at 03:03

    The very 'caring' profession, Lil Duck. What else? : )~

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  5. Mike Brooks18 November 2010 at 04:47

    George,
    Be careful, your suggestions to Elise will make your nurse, 'Maxwell' very jealous!
    He may not be so gentle with you on your next appointment.

    AND, if you are talking MONEY, there is a nurse living in my house who could be available to offer her professional services and on her way up the motorway at short notice!
    Mike

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  6. Elise Cotter18 November 2010 at 05:07

    Cheers Mike - You got me out of a tight corner there ! LOL ! George is very adroit with his words isn't he? ! x

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  7. George Hardy18 November 2010 at 05:45

    MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I AM SHOCKED!


    Does Kath know you're her agent? Does she even know you've put her on a 'professionals' register??
    You charging her 20% commission?

    Geeeez, I hope we have a really bad winter, and that your shovel sales go through the roof - for Kath's sake! LMAO

    (I may just ask her about her 'services' when I speak to her in London). : )~


    ********UNLESS YOU BRIBE ME WITH BIG MONEY NOT TO! LOL

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