a) Still wet and windy here!
Gusts up to 90mph around the UK.
b) Racist murderers jailed at last.
c) Ferguson is not going to panic!
d) Next door neighbours cat has just crapped on my lawn. 
e) And, who is this guy just visiting our local supermarket?
Morning Sir Michael, G'd afternoon all
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1) The Jord is still laid low with the worst chest infection ever, gonna have to see a doctor pronto, doh!
2) I know the kid in Mike's photo quiz:
Its:
3) The wind over the UK is terrible. We're into the third day of 80mph gusts.
JANE PLANT
HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR!
4) An Irish Messiah has arived in Sunderland, and has worked miracles with the Black Cats
St Martin (all kneel!)
5) It wasn't Mike's neighbour's cat that shat on his lawn.
It was mine...she was blown 250 miles south in a fierce 100mph gust at 11pm last night.
Sheer coincidence that she landed in Stourbridge - and the place must have scared the crap outta her!!
Can we have her back please?? lol
So, altogether now.....When does our bright new 2012 actually start????
Evening all.....well....still here ! Bloody weather ! First internet connection I have had all day, so typing quick incase I get cut off ! xx
ReplyDeleteOh dear! I hate to report another almost perfect day down here in the Antipodes in case it encourages any ratbags to head South.
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