Saturday, 14 January 2012

SATURDAY: Pussy has been 'Outed' !!!

Good morning peeps

First, the hot news.

ELISE HAS HAD A MAKEOVER!

Wow!!!

 

I think she's been hanging out (literally) with Bev too frequently!

Well, we're over Friday 13th, but I must admit my own day ended with a real shocker.

 

I was talking to Phil's lovely missus Hilary last night, and to my horror, I learned that she has let slip the name of Phil's puddy cat to the world!

Watch out for those bolts of lightning hitting you all who repeat the name outside these walls.

 

(in case you missed the 'Wikileak'....Phil's pussy's called Jasmine)

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32 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter14 January 2012 at 03:55

    Mmmmmm....well......I knew pussy's name George xx Big Guy SWORE me to secrecy....so the WIKILEAK didn't come from yours truly ! xx

    Yes, the makeover went well, however, I thought you might have shown a little more enthusiasm when it was your turn.....





    Dart Board cake was a LONG time finishing. But, I gotta say, it turned out well.

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  2. john sherwood14 January 2012 at 04:27

    Top job Elise...........WELL DONE...!!!! xx

    We call our female cat 'poppy'......cos she keeps popping down any & all food ........

    pmsl....................only joking,but name is correct.!!!?

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  3. Elise Cotter14 January 2012 at 04:32

    I think "BRUISER - DON'T MESS WITH ME" would be better John ! xx

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  4. George Hardy14 January 2012 at 04:41

    Elise, you're an artist! Yet another fabulous cake. Can't wait to see what you bake for my 69th birthday in 2020, LMAO

    Mmmmm, that Wikileak..... Hilary let it slip to me a long time ago and keeping it secret on here drove me crazy. You too?
    I much preferred the name 'Clitty Cat' and the resulting Clitty Clitty Bang Bang posts, PMSL here.


    John? I have NEVER seen such a huge pussy as yours!!! Streeeeeeeeewwth

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  5. Elise Cotter14 January 2012 at 05:18

    George......your 69th birthday.......I cannot tell you, but it involves a LOT of icing ! xx

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  6. George Hardy14 January 2012 at 05:58

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH ELISE......I'M DROOLING ALREADY (Frothing at the mouth actually!!) LMAO

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  7. Elise Cotter14 January 2012 at 06:00

    LMAO !! By the time you are 69, you will not be able to handle me OR the cake ! PMSL !! xx

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  8. Elise Cotter14 January 2012 at 06:06

    Just to let you all know, that 'Shit for brains' that made our life hell at work last year, got his smarmy/sexually harassing ass fired !!!! RESULT !!! Now, just to sort out the 'bitch from hell ' boss,,,,,,

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  9. George Hardy14 January 2012 at 06:19

    THAT NEWS HAS MADE MY DAY!

    WTG Elise! And now you'll have absolutely no problem exterminating the 'bitch from hell' . We await victorious news from 'the frontline'.
    I hope you've got something toxic planned???

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  10. Elise Cotter14 January 2012 at 06:24

    LMAO !! well, a meeting with HER Boss yesterday has ensured that he is almost 100% siding with us. He is a black and white kinda guy, and very much by the book....he does not approve of shouting at staff infront of patients and other staff members.....we think ass will be kicked, and then, we all have a meeting to discuss our problems....how the hell do I get involved in these things George ? The girls did come to me about it, and, as the Staff Nurse, I have a duty to help them, but it always back fires on me.....

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  11. Bevie Hodgson14 January 2012 at 06:37

    I was crying with laughter last night as I read some of Phils posts about the cat, they are not quite the same when the name Jasmine is inserted!!!! I would have loved to have been there when Phil realsied hilary and told you, priceless.

    George, 69........

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  12. Elise Cotter14 January 2012 at 06:44

    That reminds me Bev....Some crack head has hacked Phil's Multiply account and is sending out stuff under his name....please do not open any of these emails. I have asked Sherri to delete the account, but this is still happening. I got 2 emails from Phil today.....

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  13. George Hardy14 January 2012 at 06:58

    Yep, those mails have been coming in on a regular basis. I think every one of us in his address book is getting them.

    Bastard hackers!

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  14. George Hardy14 January 2012 at 07:01

    Bev? What you implying??? (suggesting??)...you last sentence says simply 'George, 69?'......you're a really bad (GOOD) infulence on the ladies here, LMAO

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  15. Bevie Hodgson14 January 2012 at 07:08

    Georgie my darling, I am after your body, well parts of your body. This is the best offer for 2012. It is possible a calender is being planned to raise funds for PCC. SO after Ian the first body I thought of was yours!! We will need you with nowt but your pink posing pouch. Hope you're game!!!!

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  16. George Hardy14 January 2012 at 07:16

    Goooooood idea. But John has already bagged the pink pouch!!

    Would aquamarine tickle your fancy? PMSL

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  17. Bevie Hodgson14 January 2012 at 07:18

    it sure would my darlin! Ian is going for a jade green mankini!!!!

    xxx

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  18. George Hardy14 January 2012 at 07:27

    It's so cold here at the moment, I'd have to pose in my wooly, red and white striped 'Sunderland' willy warmer.



    AND STOP LAUGHING!!

    What size did you expect when it's 2 below zero here???????? PMSL

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  19. Bevie Hodgson14 January 2012 at 07:43

    so you won't be vol for December!!

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  20. Christopher Butcher14 January 2012 at 08:35

    Its a good job you didn't include a ruler in the pic !!!!!!!!!! AND Sunderland lost AGAIN !

    Another wonderful cake Elise, well done. xxxxxxx

    Seems like you are getting involved in kikking ass yet again Elise, lets hope you come out winning. xxx

    2 below George, Euronews says that Terry should be at least 24 C today in Melbourne !!!

    John, well that is a pic of cat, what about a pic of dog ?

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  21. Christopher Butcher14 January 2012 at 08:46

    Thanks for the warning re Phil's emails, just deleted one on Shirley's email acc.

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  22. George Hardy14 January 2012 at 09:01

    Bev? Me...be a 'Vol' ????

    I'll be your 'vol au vent' anytime....even December! LMAO

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  23. George Hardy14 January 2012 at 09:05

    Yes, SUNDERLAND LOST, Chris. I so wish you weren't right about that.

    Grrrrrrrrrrroan, Boo bloody hoo.

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  24. Bevie Hodgson14 January 2012 at 09:33

    George, so I can tell Mark you'll be Dec pin up boy. I'll make you a sunderlund posing pouch!!!!

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  25. Elise Cotter14 January 2012 at 10:00

    Red tinsel and a couple of bells will do Bev ! xx



    PS - George xx James says 'I wish'.... Cheeky bugger ! xx

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  26. Keith Evans14 January 2012 at 10:44

    Bev, George did tell me last June that he has a fantasy about doing a "Full Monty" calendar and that he wouldn't be holding a fig leaf!!

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  27. George Hardy14 January 2012 at 10:50

    Keith.........you swore you'd keep that secret.

    I dunno, what with you and Hilary - that's TWO cats out of the bag in 24 hours!! lol

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  28. George Hardy14 January 2012 at 10:52

    Elise....I'm not sure what James wishes for....to see you dressed up as the vamp (above) or the guy in drag posing as a nurse in yesterday's posts! LMAO

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  29. Elise Cotter14 January 2012 at 10:58

    George xx Isn't that 'Vamp' called Pink ? the singer ? She would be far too much for James to handle PMSL ! xx

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  30. Bevie Hodgson14 January 2012 at 11:30

    Keith, he will def be full monty, the tinsel is for his chest and the bells, they can go the dangly bits!!!

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  31. Terry Herbert14 January 2012 at 11:50

    Elise, please don't plan on sending me one of your beautiful cakes for my "Best Before/Use By" Birthday. Australian Customs will not let it through.

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  32. john sherwood14 January 2012 at 12:48

    PINK.......

    My fav is............'Please don't leave me' ......
    a bit cruel though.....
    http://vevo.ly/fCH34b

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