JUST BACK FROM DOGGIN UP THE DOWNS......GEEEEZE WAS IT WINDY & COLD.....BRRRRRR..!!!!!....AWAITING ROOFER TO CALL AS APPARENTLY WE HAD A 'BIG' WIND DOWN HERE LAST WEEK,& MISSING SOME RIDGE TILES....BUILDINGS INSURANCE NO GOOD AS HAS £200 EXCESS.....QUOTED £40 FOR WORK........LUVVLY DUBBLY.....
WEALTH & POVERTY........SIDE BY SIDE IN BRAZIL....
WEIRD TREES.........
| The Young Ventriloquist | A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up to say....."You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little fcuker on your knee!" |
HAVE A GREAT DAY ALL.........
Heyyyyyyyyy John, were both humping at the same time!
ReplyDeleteOh well, two humps are better than one, LMAO
Talking about wednesday hump day George....
ReplyDeleteBooked my next cruise ship already............pmsl
Send me the details, John...I'll join ya! lol
ReplyDeleteHi John, welcome back.
ReplyDeleteSend me details of your next cruise also, you and George will not cope alone.
Your right about Brazil, wealth and poverty.
Import some shovels from there, and some timber, fabulous people and fabulous country.
Here is my favourite view taken last time I was there.
Hey Mike....
ReplyDeleteBrazillian Ladies Football Team....wow.!!
When asked what i would like for xmas .....i said some technical details on ships or cruisers.!!!!
Didn't quite expect this though.......
S.S. Enterprise...........pmsl
John xx errrr.....is that manual ACTUALLY available to buy ?????!!!!! xx
ReplyDeleteThey sell it in Cork, Elise. Get yourslelf over there as fast as your lil' duck legs can carry you.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine the huge demand they have for it there! PMSL
Actually, was thinking of buying it for you George xx Must have escape manoevres listed, to avoid the shields hitting brick walls..... :~) xx
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.....methinks George's deflector shields are on all the time........
ReplyDeleteElise..xx....manual is based on a complete strip down & rebuild.......LOL
I don;t think I can cope with John and George humping together. It conjures up pictures up piccies girls shouldn't have!!
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You've obviosuly led a very sheltered life, dear Bev LOL
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