Sunday, 8 January 2012

Sunday: Service Resumed

Good Afternoon

Good peeps

Bloody 'ell.....It's 12.15!!!

I've only just woken up, Best sleep in a fortnight!

Does anyone want to ta invite 6 howling grand kids for tea this afternoon?

PLEASE???

 

I hear Lynne and Colin are excellent with 'ankle-biters'

(I just can't take the noise today!) lol

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11 comments:

  1. Christopher Butcher8 January 2012 at 03:36

    Is it rugrat time again ?
    Put on your face mask, ear-defenders and go and spend the afternoon in the shed !!

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  2. Bevie Hodgson8 January 2012 at 04:09

    good afternoon. I'll swap you a moany old man for the rugrats!!!

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  3. George Hardy8 January 2012 at 04:09

    Chris, you're so right......apart from the shed. Too cold in there...unless I can get two nurses to join me! lol

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  4. George Hardy8 January 2012 at 04:10

    And what's wrong with 'moany old gits', Bev ??????

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  5. Bevie Hodgson8 January 2012 at 04:54

    there are moany old gits and my old man who is being such a mega grump! All because I was using the ironing board as a craft table, ok I was also using the kitchen, lounge and d/r tables, sofa and our bed!!!

    b

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  6. Christopher Butcher8 January 2012 at 05:07

    Doesn't he share your enthusiasm for crafts, Bev ? Get him to help, get some glue that takes a long time to set, then get him to hold it until it sets, about 3 hours !!

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  7. George Hardy8 January 2012 at 06:46

    A Bristol man ( hello Ian!) is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife.


    He immediately dials 999.

    IAN: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!''

    Operator: ''Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!''

    *click* .... *BANG*

    IAN: ''Okay, I've done that. What next?''

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  8. George Hardy8 January 2012 at 07:33

    Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

    How fast can you guess these words?

    1. F_ _K
    2. PU_S_
    3. S_X
    4. P_N_S
    5. BOO_S

    6._ _NDOM




    Answers:























    1. FORK
    2. PULSE
    3. SIX
    4. PANTS
    5. BOOKS
    6. RANDOM

    You got all 6 wrong....didn't you? Don't worry. You don't have Alzheimer's.



    You are just a pervert!!

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  9. Elise Cotter8 January 2012 at 10:42

    Evening Guys xx Bev has just posted that Ian's Mum is fading fast. They are dashing to London now, and hoping to be there in time. She would appreciate any prayers please Guys xx Thanks very much xx

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  10. Christopher Butcher8 January 2012 at 13:36

    Will do, Elise.

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  11. George Hardy9 January 2012 at 03:39

    Oh Nooooooooooooooo.
    Thinking of Ian and Bev right now.

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