Good Mornin' Good Peeps
WINDY OR WHAT????
I'd love to know who sent me this pic
to brighten up the day for we guys
I have my suspicions
Answers on a postcard please., lol
Here's a flying joke....although today most of us won't need a plane to go flying.My back fence looks as though it will soon be heading over Sunderland....Airline Slogans A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk." This time the woman turned on him, "What the fuck do you want?" The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, * * ****** "Ahhhhh, Ryanair!!!
Geeeeeeez, this wind is baaaaaaaaad.
Will the shutters be joining the fence on their aeronautical jaunt?I sincerely hope not.They are a feature of Jarrow worth preserving for future generations!
Sod orf Rog! Shutter upper yer face.
George, love you pose, so lifelike!!
you have NO IDEA Bev .......
Here's a flying joke....although today most of us won't need a plane to go flying.
ReplyDeleteMy back fence looks as though it will soon be heading over Sunderland....
Airline Slogans
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again,
"Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan:
"Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him,
"What the fuck do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said,
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* "Ahhhhh, Ryanair!!!
Geeeeeeez, this wind is baaaaaaaaad.
ReplyDeleteWill the shutters be joining the fence on their aeronautical jaunt?
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope not.
They are a feature of Jarrow worth preserving for future generations!
Sod orf Rog!
ReplyDeleteShutter upper yer face.
George, love you pose, so lifelike!!
ReplyDeleteyou have NO IDEA Bev .......
ReplyDelete