On this cold but sunny
'Saturday in Geordieland'
I'm setting out now to get my 'rugrat' cage
(Thanks for the heads up, Chris)
Buying that means my Sunday is looking better by the minute!
And here's a special greeting to our
Sick Lil' Duck
GET WELL FAST!
Here's one I think all our ladies should read.
ReplyDeleteMany thanks Terry (I hope it's worked for you, lol)
George.......that should go down well with the ladies......!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMakes a lot of sense to me John! PMSL
ReplyDeleteI have one word to say about the article and that is 'Bollocks'
ReplyDeleteJust got up! xx
ReplyDeleteOh dear George and John, you are living dangerously today!!!! Just wait until Elise reads this!!! xx
Sheena? I'll just blow her one of your raspberries...she's not yet fit enough to whop my ass! LMAO
ReplyDeleteHere's an absolute CRACKER from Pauline:
ReplyDeleteA Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
'I know, Father. In fact, I don't
think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two..'
'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
'Anything, Father.'
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'
'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?'.......she consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
'Father, could I ask something of you?'
'Yes, Sister?'
'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'
'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.
'Oh Father, may I touch it?'
The priest consented and after a few minutes of
fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can Give Life.'
'Is that true Father?'
'Yes, it is, Sister.'
'Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get the fuck out of here!'
Elise?
ReplyDeleteThat night we were all invited to Bev's underground 'Craft Room'????? Why wasn't I warned???
George xx I am still a grotty snotty Lil' Duck, so don't have the energy to do battle with you....I will discuss this with you personally in June !!!
ReplyDeleteBad day tomorrow, Boss is working with me....FFS......My Karma has gone completely......
Oh Shit!
ReplyDeleteOur poor snotty grotty Lil' Dock is up for a BAD Sunday. Give us your boss's name and we'll hire a hitman.
Looking forward to some 'duck smacks' in June, lol