Happy New Year Bollockeers !!!
I believe it's the 'Year of The Dragon'.....Anyone know anymore about this stuff ?!
George xx How are you doing ? You got those steroids yet ?
Something went 'ping' in my back yesterday, and I now have a pain in my butt.....no jokes please, this is SERIOUS and bloody painful !!
Need something hot I reckon...... PMSL !
Need something hot I reckon...... PMSL !
Rain here in The Rebel County.....but mild at least.
Have a good one people and be very, very, VERY naughty today !
Quack !
Quack !
Mike xx I hear there is SNOW on the Pennines.... ! xx
ReplyDeleteElise and to everyone:-
ReplyDeleteKung hei fat choi,
Mike
WOW!!
ReplyDeleteSnow in the Pennines!
I was on my knees, hands together, looking upwards.
There is a God!
Thank You.
Mike
Happy for you dude ! xx same back [hope it isn't rude ??!!] xx
ReplyDeleteElise? What Mike suggested to you in Chinese WAS very rude.
ReplyDeleteIt concerned your pain and the need for something hot! LMAO
Do explain George.... xx
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you about his suggestion in June, Elise (and accidently on purpose while Kath is in hearing distance) LMAO
ReplyDeleteLMAO ! xx I will remind you George xx
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, Lil' Duck...can you help out at that function in Leicester??
ReplyDeleteWe're badly in need of some security...some way of keeping out undesirables...
I can see it now.."Presenting Elise Cotter.... QC"!!!!! PMSL
Naughty naughty ! if I did I bet you would be first in the queue !!! ROFLMAO ! xx
ReplyDeleteAfternoon all ......dry & mild here.....no snow 'darn sarth' please.!!!.....Sorry Mike but hoping it stays mild to the Summer here...........
ReplyDeletenever a truer saying........
reminds me of someone i know......a doer....xx......!!!!?
Learn chinese in five.....
pmsl
Very good John ! Mild here, spits of rain, occasional sunny spells....even have Daffs out now ! xx
ReplyDeleteHeyyyyyy Elise? I already passed your quality control while we were in The Euston Flyer, didn't I???? lol
ReplyDeleteWow! La Duck with daffs??
Does this mean
DAFFY DUCK?
Or are you getting ready for
TAFFY DUCK??? lol
OFGS..... !!
ReplyDeleteAnd, specially for John:
ReplyDeleteJust for George.......SusSEX sheep are more glamorous..!!!!!?
ReplyDeletepmsl
Daffs my favourite flower Elise.....xx
About Elise saying that George would be first in the queue, he'd nip round smartish to be next as well !!!!
ReplyDeleteNo sign of any Daffs or crocus yet, but geraniums and rosemary in flower.
You shouldn't mention sheep to George !!!!!!!!!!!!
Elise, I'll bring this with me to Leicester.
ReplyDeleteIt'll come in handy when you carry out your inspection of George.
Arrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhh!
ReplyDeleteJohn?.................that is GROSS. I will get you for that one!
You didn't think I'd forgotten about you and your handbag did you?? LMAO
Roger....I don't want such a DETAILED quaity check. Geeeez, next you'll be suggesting they shove a camera down!!
Chris? Yep, I'd be first in the queue, and not only that......I'd hire Bev and Kath too as extra QC nurses to join Elise, and then I'd be able to ask 2nd opinions of the THREE of them, meaning I'd get six checks in all.
Elise? I've been so concerned about the pain in your butt that I drove all over Northumbria today seekiing out something to give you comfort.
You'll be getting a pack of these in the post tomorrow! xxxxx
Here's a good one from Pauline:
Pearly Gates
Forty gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying:
'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God replies 'We are over our quota on Pikeys.
Go back out to the Pearly Gates and tell them to choose among them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
'They've gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the Pearly Gates'.
Roger xx ROFLMFAO!! xx
ReplyDeleteChris xx yes, I think you are right ! xx
George xx take it like a man ! PMSL ! xx