ITS FRIDAY & SUNNY HERE DARN SARTH......& ALMOST THE WEEKEND,SO SMILE, & CHILL OUT A BIT......
THANKS FOR THE PIC YESTERDAY GEORGE....RE 'DIRTY ME'.....PMSL
BUT DO KNOW TO, YOU 'SEE NO EVIL'.....'SPEAK NO EVIL' ETC
HAVE A GREAT DAY WHATEVER YOU DO.........MY CUSSY FROM OZ IS WITH US,SO ENTERTAINING THEM AT MO....THERE CATCHING UP ON RELO'S....THEY JUST LUV IT HERE !!
FEW OZ JOKES...
1) Sheila didn't come home one night. When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house. Bruce was a bit suspicious she'd been rooting around so rang her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her.
Next week Bruce didn't come home one night. Sheila asks him where the hell he'd been. Bruce says he got a bit drunk at a mate's place and thought it was safer not to drive and crash out there. Sheila thinks he's been rooting around so rings his ten best mates. Eight of them say he spent the night there and two claim he's still there.
2) An Ukrainian migrant to Australia wanted to become a cabbie so he had to go for an eye test for his drivers licence. He was shown a card with the text CWNSCZYZQOCTAZS. He looked at it with wide open eyes, looking very surprised. The examiner said impatiently; well? And the Ukrainer answered; I know that bloke...
3) Two blokes bump into each other in the supermarket. Sorry mate, says the first one, I am a bit nervous, I lost my wife, can't find her anywhere. Second bloke replies; gee, I can't find mine either, how about we go and look for them together? Sure, says the first one, what does you wife look like? Eh well, she's blonde, long hair, tall slim body, well tanned, large breasts and she's wearing a tight fitting low cut black dress. What does your wife look like? Forget about my wife, says the other bloke, let's go and look for yours!
Thanks for the jokes 'Dirty Ole John' lol
ReplyDeletePLEASE DON'T CORRUPT YOUR AUSSIE COUSIN!!!
I know how easily shocked these Aussies can be.
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What's fine about this Friday?
It's not fine for the 99% of we Bollockeers who suffer from friggatriskaidekaphobia ( I KID YOU NOT.....it's fear of Friday the 13th),
I think it's best for all of us to stay in bed till midnight!
Friday 13th holds no fears for me.
ReplyDeleteI have my 'Guardian Angel' sorting me out.
......completely forgot the date today.....huh.!!!!?
ReplyDeleteCome here BIG BOY....!!?
& if you feel unsafe tonite George..........one suggestion is.....
pmsl.....
Talking about sleeping around for warmth
ReplyDeleteA guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up,expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada .
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
LMAO. Grrrrrrrrrrreat joke!
ReplyDeleteThere are a few taxidermists here Terry. Ain't that right, John?
And...come on guys.....'fess up. Which one of you is the 'nurse' in the photo above???? lol