Good Morning Bollockeers ! Rise and shine !!
Having a relaxing week here before I have to head back to 'Rura Penthe' at the weekend.
Good to see some new blood on here !
I promise I will BE VERY GOOD George !! PMSL !
I promise I will BE VERY GOOD George !! PMSL !
Not much happening in The Rebel County.
Weather is spring like, got lovely Snowdrops in the garden, see photo below, and I am hoping that Winter has GONE !!
Weather is spring like, got lovely Snowdrops in the garden, see photo below, and I am hoping that Winter has GONE !!
I see that George has unbolted his shutters, and getting ready for 'Cuprinol Man' time again.......
Does Lynn know that you enjoy chatting up 'Big Birds' George !? PMSL !!
Have a good one people, and remember, If you can't be good............
.........Then you are a TRUE Bollockeer !
.........Then you are a TRUE Bollockeer !
Quack !
PS - George my handsome xx I don't think your link to B2PCA on the forum is right, could you double check for Lil' Duck please and let me know ? Love ya ! xx
morning Elise & fellow bollockeers..........
ReplyDeleteIts a Thursday blow here (morning George)
Yep good to see more joining us.......& thought at first it was Devonmaid.........any connection Nick?
Venturing out shortly to pee & poo........the dog that is.!!!!!
so hope today is a
Oh.......one downside of hol was the Rum distillery in St Lucia...........21 samples to taste after......
pmsl (literally)
LMAO ! Great pic John ! xx If it was a Malt distillery, I would have slept on the floor ! Happy dogging ! xx
ReplyDeletePS - Were you the Barman too ?! xx
Looks that way Elise..xx............ .one thing i CAN do is organise a'piss up' in a Brewery............lmao
ReplyDeleteOur guide was telling the most awful jokes on the coach back after,but everyone was laughing their arse off,& joining in, being well oiled...
hahaha
LMAO ! You will be well equipped for June then John !! xx
ReplyDeleteA ha !!!!!! We have 'THE JORD' on the radar ! xx
ReplyDeleteG'd mooning all : )~
ReplyDeleteSooo nice to see Lil' Duck being her normal cheeky self this morning. Whatever you're on, Elise...I want some!
I haven't had the one week miracle cure I hoped for, still feeling grottty, all pills finished and off to see the doc again.
Nice 'Butt' photo John.
Folks, can you imagine our John Boy talking with Vicky Pollard (Little Britain)?...Yes butt no butt yes butt no butt.....
And staying close to that subject.....
Elise? But but but...what's this scary pic in your opening post???
Geeeezus, I nearly fell off my chair.
That is a bald guy after a night on the piss, slumped over a table with a pair of panties on his head!
What's more...he is the double of my (ex) useless Uro.
take a look and judge for yourself:
That's Doctor Dickhead in his indoor pool (paid for by performing 10,000 unnecessary RPs!!).
One word my sick lil' Jarrow Marrow ..... STEROIDS !!!!!! Get to the GP and get a bottle full ! PDQ !! xx
ReplyDeleteBored Lil' Duck here.....Is nobody playing today ????
ReplyDeleteHot work playing ball.............Elise........xx..........how about a ride on my horse?
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Or,i could go flashing me bits........
Honest i was just about to go snorkelling.!!!!!!!..........pmsl
notice the weight piling on to.........to give me more bouyancy.....lol
Oh John xx I actually thought you were slimmer looking than in Dec ? I would definitely play with the cowboy ! xx You catch anything BTW ? xx
ReplyDeleteno.Elise...!!...xx.... was swimming with the turtles with one of those 'throwaway' underwater cameras.xx.......
ReplyDeletemust say the food was plentiful onboard, & very moreish,but hope to be a 'slim jim' by June........
some cruise jokes.....
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."
A stowaway was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas. He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, ... Beggars can't be cruisers.
Very good John xx Now, how about some hot sun for The Rebel County ? can you do that for lil' me ?
ReplyDeleteNo can do on that one Elise...xx.....
ReplyDeleteFound a cracker of a joke though from a Cork newspaper.....
pmsl
They brought smiles here, John. More bouyancy, what about the femail beside you then !!
ReplyDeleteGeorge, the VOX AMPS prog is back on next week, Friday 27th on BBC4 @ 23.10 and again Saturday 28th @ 03.50 if you can't sleep !!
Oh dear, you're all far too boisterous for me today...what with Elise the tease......(stunning pic!!) and John showing off his new muff-diving equipment!
ReplyDeleteDoc has given me my fourth supply of anti-biotics in four weeks. No sterioids though (YET!)
Elise, I did check my PCC to B2PCa link and it seems to be working fine.
Here's one from Chris...(I finally got round to posting it, me old china)
Yep good joke George..........pmsl.....
ReplyDeleteChris.....that pic was taken a day before we came home.........can't believe how much i put on,but i am also on low dose steroids as well.........
struggling now to lose it....huh.!!!
John, instead of taking the dog for walkies, take it for runs !
ReplyDeleteThe steroids don't help with weight either.
John xx that is typical of here RE:- Radio show :-) xx Steroids = weight gain, don't worry, it will sort itself out eventually xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge xx When I checked the link, it brought me to B2PCA homepage....but if YOU say its cushtie, then I ain't arguing xx
Chris xx I have no clue what you just said.... ! xx
I thought John could go Jogging with the dogging,
ReplyDeleteinstead of walkies with the doggies !!!
The Steroid bit is the same answer as yours, what else don't you understand !!!!
xx I know my humour is old hat (but so am I)