MORNING ALL.....................ITS A LOVELY DAY 'DARN SARTH' TODAY............
AFTER YESTERDAYS SAD NEWS ON COLIN,IT DON'T GET ANY EASIER,& KNOCKS YOUR
OWN RESOLVE,BUT TODAY I AM MORE POSITIVE ...........WE HAVE TO BE........KEEP
FIGHTING THIS BASTARD DISEASE FOLKS..!!!!!
CELEBRATING TODAY.....
SINCE I WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED WITH PCA.......LIFE HAS CHANGED FOR ME FOR SURE,SOME GOOD & SOME BAD,BUT THE FRIENDSHIP I HAVE FOUND HAS BEEN AMAZING....CHEERS ALL.!!!!! 
Rancher John
Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent.
'Well,' replied old John, 'There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.'
'That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,' says the agent.
'That would be me,' replied old rancher John..!!
Hi John,
ReplyDeleteI see we were inserting at the same time...but my insertions were much bigger than yours! LMAO
Very wise words there, me old china.
We fight on,, and we say 'Who says so?' when doctors give gloomy predictions.
It's good to be an 'ornery old git'. It can serve us well. Avoid hospital stays at all costs. They're dangerous places.
As for the PCa journey? Yep, I never guessed it would open up a whole new world of friends...real friends.
It ain't all bad is it? Roll on June 30th!
I think I'll now go into the garden and have a snooze in my hammock while the sun is out.
It seems I lost a lot of weight during those weeks of ailments!
Morning everyone!
ReplyDeleteLovely day here in the Midland to, sunny but cold.
I agree with both of you, John & George, this PCa journey we are on is difficult but we meet and make some great friends on the way.
Life changes for us all!
I decided to carry on working (shovels don't sell themselves), but took up some NEW interests.
The best so far is Snow Ballet.
I enjoy it and I think I look quite good.
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MIKE!!! you grew a 'tache for the occcasion? Or is it just a disguise?
ReplyDeleteYep, you look GOOD!!
LMAO
By the way...did you know how the moustache was invented?
Yep can't wait to June at MOS & our celebration dance.....
ReplyDeletemuff diving.......george.....hahaha
Off out now ....catchy later
One from Chris....You think he's trying to tell us something??
ReplyDeleteThat came from my school friends wife !!! (Sussex humour)
ReplyDeleteIt just shows there is hope for us yet !!!!!!!!!!
SusSEX humour Chris...!!!!!.
ReplyDeletePickle Slicer
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too..!!!
& my all time favourite is..........
The Vicar's Chickens
The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked his congregation,
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up...!!!!!
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