I already had a TON of fun stuff to post on here
(Thanks, Pauline, Bill & Mark)
but my last few days of yukiness have
seen the pile grow even higher.
Look out for a blitz when my brain catches
up with my slowly recovering bod!
STAY WELL OUT THERE
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Some brilliant quiz show 'Q & A's from Mark:
ReplyDeleteAnd here are some VERY WISE WORDS for Sunday morning:-
ReplyDeleteCONFUCIUS? DIDN'T SAY:
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house? should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally? CONFUCIUS SAY. . .
"A lion will not cheat on wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
We decided to get up earlier today, so we got up at 12.30!! Better than 4pm yesterday!!!
ReplyDeleteIan is knackered, poor thing!
This is a very NAUGHTY post, but MIKE started it!!
ReplyDeleteAnd from Pauline:
ReplyDeleteShe tells me that she and Ron have chosen the bottom two helmets for their next 'HOG' outing, lol
Gutted Spurs lost to Man City in last minute of extra time..........grrrrrrrrr
ReplyDeletegood jokes today Mike/George.........
Blimey up at 12:30 Bev........take it easy me luvly.......xx
Another naughty saying....
Three recently married men were bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform
ReplyDeleteThe first had married an American girl and was boasted that he told his wife to do the dishes, clean the house from top to bottom every day and have a meal waiting for him when he got home from work. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and his meal was waiting.
The second had married an Australian girl and declared that he had given his wife orders to do all the cleaning, wash the dishes, do the shopping and have a meal ready for him when he got home from work. He told them it took a couple of days but he could see a marked improvement
The third had married a Brummie girl. She was told to keep the house clean, wash dishes, do the shopping, mow the lawn and have a meal waiting when he got home from work. The first day he didn't see anything, nor the second day, but by the third day, the swelling round the eyes had gone down just enough for him to be able to see out of his left eye, get himself a bite to eat, load the washing machine and call a gardener to come to cut the lawn !!!!
I've up-dated the PCC forum "events" thread about Lidlington Music Showstopper.
ReplyDeleteIF any one would like tickets, I have been asked to help sell them.
I have one knackered worn out husband, any ideas??
ReplyDeleteGet Ian to bed pronto..........pmsl
ReplyDeleteMind boggles Bev...xx.......
Great cartoons there John! lol
ReplyDeleteChris? Mike must have been wincing as he read your joke about the Brummie wife. Forty odd years of marriage and Kath STILL gives him the occasional balck eye! WTG Kath!! lol
This 'thread' deleted from computer!
ReplyDeleteThe current Mrs Brooks will not see it.