Did you ever wonder?

QUIZ :

 

ARE YOU A MALE OR FEMALE?

NOT SURE?

HAVE A LOOK FURTHER DOWN TO FIND OUT...

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOT IN THE BLOG YOU  IDIOT!

 

 

 

I worry about you sometimes.

 

Tasty Tuesday

Well Hello There

Silly Peeps

Here's something to brighten the day for we guys.

Elise isn't too well, but her hubby James has asked me to post this greeting from her...

Ermmmm....WOW!!

Now let's see what we can do to cheer up our ladies here

Doreen's story

Morning,

Here is a sad tale.

Hope you can understand the 'Black Country' accent and pray that Doreen gets all the support she needs!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA9t61PuiDc&feature=share

Monday - Out for blood!

Good Moaning All

I must stop saying 'just a quickie'

or you'll all start believing the stories!

I'm off to give more blood this morning,

at my favourite hospital (not) where I'll be meeting the stunning nurse Edwina again.

I think she used to be 'Edward'

Have a Merry Manic Monday

Be Goooood

Back Laters!

Away on business

Morning everyone,

Hope you all had a good weekend.

Weather here in the Midlands sunny but cold.

Kath and I are off on business to fabulous 'LAS VEGAS' on Wednesday for 5~nights!

                      

 

 

 

Will spend a little time at the Las Vegas Convention Centre where they are holding a 'Hardware and Hand Tool Trade Show'.

Therefore I am obliged and obligated to put all expenses through the business books for tax purposes!?!

 

 

 

 

Life's not that bad!!

This is a great country.

SUNDAY HOT HOT NOT

G'd day peeps

HOT HOT HOT?

NOT NOT NOT!

(Unless my next clip posts successfully, lol)

It's looking like a bad day all round.

Elise sick and at work fighting with the boss from hell, me having to cram the six smallest rugrats into my new Argos cage.

To make matter worse, Lynn has just informed me I have to spend 2 hours at a shopping mall with her. FFS!

HOWEVER...

ALL IS NOT LOST

 

There's something in the next post for the ladies to watch, learn, and perform for their guys tonight

ENGLAND, SCOTLAND, IRELAND,

AUSTRALIA & THE USA

EXPECTS

(With bated breath)

Remembering: Mick Farnham - SEPT 23rd 2008

Start:

Sep 23, '12

Judy's Husband

Remembering: Bernie Boyce - 4yrs today

Start:

Jan 19, '13

Bernie was one of the founding members of B2PCa

Remembering: Bob King - 4yrs today

Start:

Jan 27, '13

Colleen's husband

Remembering: Robert Grist - DEC 30th 2011

Start:

Dec 30, '12

Sue's husband

Remembering: Mike Gillott - May 12th 2009

Start:

May 12, '12

Remembering: Jim Fryer - 2yrs today

Start:

Mar 6, '12

Remembering: Mike Daykin - APRIL 22nd 2010

Start:

Apr 22, '12

Remembering: Andy Ripley - JUNE 17th 2010

Start:

Jun 17, '12

Remembering: Paul (Spottydogster) - 2yrs today

Start:

Jan 7, '13

Remembering: ALEX (Munro) - JULY 9th 2011

Start:

Jul 9, '12

Remembering: Phil (The Capn) - SEPT 19th 2011

Start:

Sep 19, '12

Remembering: Derek Lowe (Sarah's dad) - OCT 30th 2011

Start:

Oct 30, '12

Remembering: Ian Cooper - NOV 12th 2011

Start:

Nov 12, '12

Remembering Peter Michaelis: MAY 11th 2008

Start:

May 11, '12

Peter was one of the founding Bollockeers

SATURDAY: Rest up!

   Good Morning All

On this cold but sunny

'Saturday in Geordieland'

I'm setting out now to get my 'rugrat' cage

(Thanks for the heads up, Chris)

Buying that means my Sunday is looking better by the minute!

And here's a special greeting to our

Sick Lil' Duck

GET WELL FAST!

Saturday Sunny

MORNING ALL.....................ITS A LOVELY DAY 'DARN SARTH' TODAY............

AFTER YESTERDAYS SAD NEWS ON COLIN,IT DON'T GET ANY EASIER,& KNOCKS YOUR

OWN RESOLVE,BUT TODAY I AM MORE POSITIVE ...........WE HAVE TO BE........KEEP

FIGHTING THIS BASTARD DISEASE FOLKS..!!!!!

 

CELEBRATING TODAY.....

SINCE I WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED WITH PCA.......LIFE HAS CHANGED FOR ME FOR SURE,SOME GOOD & SOME BAD,BUT THE FRIENDSHIP I HAVE FOUND HAS BEEN AMAZING....CHEERS ALL.!!!!!  

Rancher John

Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent.

'Well,' replied old John, 'There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me,' replied old rancher John..!!

Something for the weekend?

Well, it's Friday night.....

????????

I wonder...........

 

T G I F, weekend is nearly here

BY GEORGE, I'VE FOUND IT  !!!!!

 

For your rugrats,   see page 331 in the new ARGOS book    !!!!!   (large pet cage)

 

Enjoy your day all,    it looks like winter is just about to hit us down south.

THURSDAY: AUSTRALIA DAY

G'd Day Mates

Oh to be in Australia for their summer!

WEDNESDAY: HUMP DAY, BURNS NIGHT

Goood Morning All

It's a Happy Hump day Yet Again

And even more special because it's

Mmmmm... Hump day followed by 'Burns Night?

I take it we're talking 'Carpet burns' here?

I think Rabbie was a pioneering Scottish doctor who specialised in the treatment of burns.

Even today, hospitals throughout the UK have special 'Burns Units'

Very impressive!!

 

I'll leave it to our Scottish members to clarify!

SOGGY TUESDAY

GOOD MORNING ALL,

Afternoon Terry, Janet.

 

Off to town today to see WAR HORSE,    1st time in a UK cinema since coming back to UK.

Have a good day all, I'll check up on you all later.

Happy New Year.....If you are in China !

Happy New Year Bollockeers !!!

I believe it's the 'Year of The Dragon'.....Anyone know anymore about this stuff ?!

George xx How are you doing ? You got those steroids yet ?

Something went 'ping' in my back yesterday, and I now have a pain in my butt.....no jokes please, this is SERIOUS and bloody painful !!
 Need something hot I reckon...... PMSL !

Rain here in The Rebel County.....but mild at least.

Have a good one people and be very, very, VERY naughty today !

Quack !

SUNDAY HELLOOOOOO

Goood Moaning Peeps

I already had a TON of fun stuff to post on here

(Thanks, Pauline, Bill & Mark)

but my last few days of yukiness have

seen the pile grow even higher.

Look out for a blitz when my brain catches

up with my slowly recovering bod!

 

STAY WELL OUT THERE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

GRANT

 

Now where did I put your card??

Weekend Tester

Morning everyone!

Here is a weekend 'tester' for you.

A practical example of  how the human mind works

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A practical example of how the human mind works

An analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think...

- For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice arse but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street.

- The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.

- For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman, with a nice arse, on her way to work.

- The perverts among them will imagine her naked.

- Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it with humanity.

- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.

- The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse.

- Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's arse will cause by the time she reaches 50.

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- But only children, the extremely intelligent and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog. 

Friday already!!

George,

Seeing as how you're so tired and all without your anabollocksteroids, I thought this might be a useful idea for you to keep the rugrats under control.

It is designed for saving money on flights, but could probably be adapted for broader use??

Hope you feel better soon

Tasty Thursday ??

Good Morning Bollockeers ! Rise and shine !!

Having a relaxing week here before I have to head back to 'Rura Penthe' at the weekend.

Good to see some new blood on here !
 I promise I will BE VERY GOOD George !! PMSL !

Not much happening in The Rebel County.
 Weather is spring like, got lovely Snowdrops in the garden, see photo below, and I am hoping that Winter has GONE !!

I see that George has unbolted his shutters, and getting ready for 'Cuprinol Man' time again.......

Does Lynn know that you enjoy chatting up 'Big Birds' George !? PMSL !!

Have a good one people, and remember, If you can't be good............

.........Then you are a TRUE Bollockeer !

Quack !

PS - George my handsome xx I don't think your link to B2PCA on the forum is right, could you double check for Lil' Duck please and let me know ? Love ya ! xx