Tuesday grey

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,,,forecasted snow hasn't materialised here,just drizzle making for a grey start to the day,,

Hilary back to work leaving me to play with my Christmas toys

Gemma heading back down sarf to Brighton,and for once the roads don't look too bad...

Enjoy your day whatever you're up to,

Cheers

George the Dragon Slayer.................

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. George the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day George revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.

Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for George to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, George readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of George would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned George to their chambers. Horatio then slipped George the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, George worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and George left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, George found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, George couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned George....

The moral of the story ------------ - Pay your bills.