Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Bollockeers
,,nuther freezing night,,,even my pussy felt cold this morning!!,
LOL
Heading into da Boro for my Christmas mop crop today,,,gotta look nice for Santa!!,,
icy lugs as a result ineveitable,,,always fancied one of those hats with the flaps on?
(Shaddup George!!LOL)
Stay warm and be careful out there,,have a good un'
Cheers
First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"
The second guy, speaking very slowly tells the first guy, "I ... Was ... Almost ... Married !"
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter anymore!"
The answer comes, " Yes... I .. Went ..to ..a ..doctor ... And.. He ... Told me .. That .. If I .. Speak ... Slowly, I will .. Not ..stutter."
The first friend congratulates him and then asks again about how he was almost married.
" Well, ... My ... Fiancé and ... I ... Were ... Sitting on ...her ....porch and ....the ...dog was ... Scratching ...his back, ..and ...I ....told ..her ..that ...when we ...were .... Married, ... She ... Could do that .. For ... Me .. And then .... She .... Threw the ... Ring ... In my ... Face ...and ... Left.
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.
"Well, ... I .... Speak ...so ... Slowly, ... That ... By ..the time .... She ... Looked at ... The dog .... He .... Was ... Licking his ..nuts."
The second guy, speaking very slowly tells the first guy, "I ... Was ... Almost ... Married !"
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter anymore!"
The answer comes, " Yes... I .. Went ..to ..a ..doctor ... And.. He ... Told me .. That .. If I .. Speak ... Slowly, I will .. Not ..stutter."
The first friend congratulates him and then asks again about how he was almost married.
" Well, ... My ... Fiancé and ... I ... Were ... Sitting on ...her ....porch and ....the ...dog was ... Scratching ...his back, ..and ...I ....told ..her ..that ...when we ...were .... Married, ... She ... Could do that .. For ... Me .. And then .... She .... Threw the ... Ring ... In my ... Face ...and ... Left.
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.
"Well, ... I .... Speak ...so ... Slowly, ... That ... By ..the time .... She ... Looked at ... The dog .... He .... Was ... Licking his ..nuts."
Morning Big Guy ! minus 7 freaking degrees here, and snow moving in...hope my folks get here nice and safe before all of that ! reckon you will be a bit cold huh ! Heard you can get BATTERY OPERATED Willie warmers these days............. ! Quack !
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Morning Elise, :) xx,,hope George doesn't read your post about the battery operated willy warmers it will spoil the surprise I have got him for Cristmas.!! Got a bargain in the pound shop as Georges size only needs a watch battery!!!! PMSL
ReplyDeletePMSL !! Dude ! You are gonna be in SO MUCH TROUBLE once Mr Rip-Van-Hardy surfaces this afternoon !! Can't wait !! :-) xxxx
ReplyDeleteMinus 7C here too, Elise, and yet Phil, our resident masochist is off for his monthly 'beauty' treatment.
ReplyDeletePHIL? You're mad!
Be like me, Phil. let it all hang : )~
Keeps you warmer in the winter, and it saves me looking even sillier in a 'trapper' hat!
George my friend, has your Onco changed your meds or something ?! You are a chirpy little Geordie for this early in the morning... I AM FREAKING OUT NOW !! x
ReplyDeleteDamn it all Phil, you're even thinking like me now!
ReplyDeleteI bought you the same present from the 'Poundland' shop in South Shields!
AND... it cost me £8.50 for guaranteed delivery...and I bet you didn't do that for me, you tight git!. Shall I expect yours to arrive around Jan 21st?
George I bought you the "De luxe" warmer that has to be fitted,,,and have arranged for one of Poundlands expert "Willy warmer fitters"to pop round tomorrow after lunch when hopefully the temperatures will be more conducive for a more flattering fit!...............
ReplyDeleteThe guy I spoke to coming round to do the fitting sounds "nice",he says he has "handled"100s of these little jobs,,,,he is an ex bouncer(doorman)from da Boro,,and since "Coming out"last week has been in big demand on the gay scene for his "Fitting"prowess!!
Let me know how the "Fitting"goes,,,,,,Enjoy!!! LMAO
OMG!
ReplyDeleteI hope it isn't Nick de Fiesta???
Not the bouncer from The Marimba nightclub in Middlesborough (1966 - 1970)???
I'M OUTTA HERE!
No need for introductions then George!!!,,Just relax and put yourself in his hands!!
ReplyDelete....hope they will be warm for ya Dude..... Enjoy !! x
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