Good Morning/Evening Chillblains
,,no snow overnight for a change but Fffffflippin Ffffreeeezing!!
Day six of being incarcerated dans "Thommo Mansions"with her Ladyship,
,,but my desperate pleas to her bosses for a helicpoter to get her to work have so far fallen on deaf ears!
Hey Ho,,due a supply delivery from a supermarket this afta if the huskies can get through!!
Even the snowmen have had enough!!!............................
Happy Ffffriday,
Cheers
Sex.... 
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F**k You.'
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And . Last ... But not least ...
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.
Morning All. Snowing here now....cheers Guys......but at least I only have a half day today. Will be heading out soon, so if you don't hear from me again, it was good knowing you all !
ReplyDeleteAm laughing at your joke Big Guy, and plead the 5th........
Keep warm dudes, and say a prayer for a lil' cold Duck !
xx
Morning Elise,,"For what you are about to receive may the",,,etc!! LOL
ReplyDeleteTake it easy out there! xx
Mornin'All from Lapland, Northumbria.
ReplyDeletePhil, I feel just like that snowman on the bench! Who the f**k thinks snow is pretty?
Heyyyyyyyyyyy, so Elise pleads the 5th????
Looking at the list, does that mean she has religious sex?
I know she's in Southern Ireland, and there are a million convents,.....but I'm most surprised and disappointed that she prefers nuns to all we stud-muffins on this site!
I AM SHOCKED!
George...I AM AN ANGEL !!
ReplyDelete[....and still plead the 5th Ammendment .... !! ]
Oh yes....missed the comment about STUD-MUFFINS George......... 'nuff said !
ReplyDeleteWOW! NICE BUM : )~
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NUMB BUM
LMAO
Hi Numb Bum....Surely to God you have defrosted now !!?? How big is your ASS ?! I thought you had a a skinny ass George !? Mine is cute huh !? ! xx
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