Good Morning Fellow Bollockeers,
Sun shining(snow still ere)but I am Free!!!!
,,took four of us an hour yesterday to dig the motor out,, now parked on the main road..
Just in time as a busy week instore,,Bloods this morning,Onco tomorrow,Pre chemo bloods Thursday and Chemo Friday,,(sounds fun! LOL)
Catch ya when I get back be good ,,(Yeah right!)
Happy Monday,
Cheers
Abstain for 2 Weeks Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
The pastor goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the pastor.
The pastor then goes to the newlywed couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"Well Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied.
"What Happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of sweetcorn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"That's OK," said the young man, "We're not welcome in Tesco's either!
Gooooood Mooning All.
ReplyDeleteThank god you got the car out Phil. This is your 'orrible 'ospital week innit?
Good luck mate...and I hope you get a stunner of a nurse taking your blood (FEMALE preferably, huh?). lol
Third night without a snowfall here, but it's brass monkey weather this morning.
BE GOOD Y'ALL (for Santa......bah humbug!)
Likewise..........all the best Phil..!!.....
ReplyDeleteCheers chaps I'll keep ya posted,
ReplyDeleteIn and out no bother today (Parking George!! LOL)but parked on the main road away from our still snowbound stretch of tarmac!
Evening All. Freezing fog here all day, like an ice rink getting back up my hill this pm. How'd you get on BIg Guy !? xx
ReplyDeleteFind out tomorrow when I see Onco xx
ReplyDelete"Hiya Rob where ya bin hidin?"
ReplyDeleteSorry Phil, I don't know where bin laden is hiding either.....
( Must be that Northern accent , or the cold weather affecting my hearing ? )
More importantly, how are you doing ? All going along o.k. I trust !
Best wishes for all the hossy stuff.
Keep us posted Big Guy....Blimey Rob, twice in as many days on here....steady on Dude ! xx
ReplyDeleteElise, I accepted your challenge in that earlier post.
ReplyDeleteNow watch John go GREEN! (Lucky old Phil...as usual)
Nice Work Boss !! I reckon Phil will be delighted with that one....not so sure about Hilary though ! You are getting very nimble on Photoshop these days....need I be a teeny bit concerned ?! XX
ReplyDeleteCheers Rob,,hope you're not still wearing your kilt and going "Au natural"in this weather!,,keep em warm Matey! LOL
ReplyDeleteElise Don't encourage him!!!,,we'll end up with a Phil,George, Elise Morph!!!,,Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LOL
PMSL....again... !! XX
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmmmmmmm???
ReplyDeleteWhat's ya dirty mind thinking, Phil?
Let's set the ground rules. When 'dining', I never have seconds!