HAPPY FRIDAY DUDES !!
Thought that I would post for a change, as George seems to be an early riser........ for some strange reason at the moment........
Also wanted to say a great big.................
GOOD LUCK TODAY BIG GUY !!!!!
Hope the 'Juice' keeps on working for ya....let us know how you are when you get back [Can Balvenie do the same I wonder???!!!] XXX
Day off for me, and the rest of SANTA'S GROTTO to sort out here. Wish me luck, am a bit fed up of Xmas Trees now. Done 8 so far [no comments please George !] ....all I see are balls before my eyes...........[okay Dude, now that's worthy of a comment !]........
Almost Tropical here at a nice and comfortable +6 degrees C. No sign of the white stuff, so I am a happy 'lil Duckie !
Have a good one people, and remember, if you can't be good, keep warm !!
Quack !
Morning all........Thanks Elise for kicking today off,& hope your day goes well (can imagine the response on 'balls' coming up.) .........Best wishes Phil,hope it all goes well..........Had our local PC meet last night....no guest speaker,,instead after watching a 5 minute film of ''MURFS story',(his on other forum) & discussion on up & coming fund raising/awarness events,we just talked......Best 3 hours I'vve had in the group,because we kinda supported each other,& talked openly on diagnosis, treatment & our feelings on it & life after for us & our loved ones.......Feel so uplifted,& i spoke about my involvement in PCC & the many friends i've made......Just thought i share this with you all..... j xxxx
ReplyDeleteMorning John. Thanks for the post. Delighted to hear that you are getting so much from your meetings, it can only be good and positive for all there, and make you ALL feel less alone and isolated. Well done you ! Wish Dad would take a leaf outta your book, but stubborness is his best trait, and seems to be undimished at this stage !!
ReplyDeleteUp since before God with my 2 Leprechauns....no doubt Mr 'Rip Van Hardy' is just turning over, and throwing the alarm clock against a wall.....again....[I will be in trouble now ! LMAO !]
Hope all goes well for the Big Guy today, no doubt we will hear later...Good Luck Dude !.....
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Morning or should I say evening from a very hot and humid Oz have a good day everyone
ReplyDeleteJanet x
Thanks Janet :-) Enjoy the heat !! xx
ReplyDeleteHuh.!!....& are we jealous....too right.! keep well Janet!...........Bit milder here,with slight frost & might make + 5C later........wOW.!!!.....George up yet?!
ReplyDeleteOMG! ELISE IS FEELING VERY BRAVE TODAY.
ReplyDeleteONLY A 'PUTER GLITCH IS STOPPING ME REPLYING IN FULL NOW (and I bet she caused that too..... she's very clever you know), lol.
I WILL BE BACK!
Good luck today Phil, if you get bored while being juiced just think of Ducks
ReplyDeleteThat there is fighting talk George !!! Didn't you install SPYBOT like I told ya to ???!!! Your protection needs a bit of work Dude !
ReplyDeleteI refer you back to my previous post........
ReplyDeleteOK...Elise has me beaten (told ya she was Queen Dominatrix), Grrrrrrr!
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else here unable to use 'Phootbucket' today?
Maybe it's just my account she has jammed? Or perhaps the Photobucket Police are on to me?
Whatever..I can't access all the special pictures I had ready for the girl who's 'Done EIGHT' already this morning and is seeing nothing but 'balls before her eyes'.
I'm working on it...but in the meantime, I'll get into the Christmas spirit again, and would ask you all to join in with this beautiful song:
George...You got me...hacked your account and scrambled it...Happy Christmas ! I'll send you SPYBOT as a pressie ! Can't wait for your come back now !!!!
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteElise, I found out what you did!
You scrambled my Photobucket site link, replacing it with the link to a notorious porn site, which proceeded to download 15 Trojans!
I have now restored my pc to good running order, BLOCKED your remote access (neener neener) and get down to the serious business.
You have good friends who are worried:
And I'm asking them to help.
Dear all,
I think we are all getting a little concerned about our darling lil' duck Elise.
It's obvious that she (like all of us here before her) has an uncontrollable addiction to sex.
I think it's only charitable that we should recommend the same sex-addiction rehab clinic which was successful for us all except Phil.
Elise love, email any one of us (except the Capn, of course) and we'll gladly send you all the details you need.
WE CARE!
I think seeing her post this morning really hit home to us all how badly addicted she now is.
If she'd done EIGHT before 9am, and was now constantly seeing balls in front of her eyes, it's come to the point where we really do need to support her.
Elise, you cute lil duck,
You're now young and lovely, but it's a very slippery slope you're on, and we want you to be cured before it gets as bad as this:
At 45yrs sold:
At 50:
And before you know it...your life and your good looks are down the pan!
Just look at the albums and see how healthy and eternally young all we reformed addicts look now!
Come on baby...ONE DAY AT A TIME.
Dude ! That is a complete work of art !!! Big Guy said the Clinic kicked you out.....with 'Cannot be cured' stamped on your skinny ass ! What hope for me huh !!?? Ya jealous !!??
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....see you there....
ReplyDeleteHi Peeps,thanks for the good wishes,,,
ReplyDeleteUsual 2 hour wait to get conected to my chemo "Juice",,,,no probs apart for the "Bonce freezer",,(That is working again by the way),,which seemed even bloody colder in this weather!!,,What price vanity?? Frozen lugs!!,,and my "Lug warmer is at work!!
Thanks Elise for kicking off this morning and you seem to have got George all fired up!!(Bout time Lynn says!)
Too much information about our sex addicts clinic George!! but in view of the information you have already divulged I feel I have to do a "Wiklileak" and enlighten the Bollockeers of your own "Before and after"clinic results.........
George before clinic in his normal voracious "Pussy hunter"mode
George after being discharged from the clinin when it became apparent that his treatment had taken an unforunate "Bent"
Hi Peeps,,,Thanks Elise xx and thanks Guys for the good wishes,,no probs apart from the two hour wait to get hooked up to my Chemo "Juice"and the "Bonce freezer"that seemed doubly icy today in this weather!!,,back home with frozen lugs and my "Lug warmer sadly is at work! LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks again Elise for kicking off this morning and getting George all fired up (Bout time Lynn says!!),,but George wayyyy too many details about our sex addicts clinic and in view of the information you have already divulged I feel I have no option but to do a "Wikileaks"and show the Bollockeers what happened during your stay there....
George before he entered the clinic in his voracious "Pussy hunter"mode
George "Apres clinic"when it became apparent that his treatment had taken an unforunate "Bent!!"and he was discharged post haste!!
Kinda cute though!!
Hi Peeps,,,Thanks Elise xx and thanks Guys for the good wishes,,no probs apart from the two hour wait to get hooked up to my Chemo "Juice"and the "Bonce freezer"that seemed doubly icy today in this weather!!,,back home with frozen lugs and my "Lug warmer sadly is at work! LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks again Elise for kicking off this morning and getting George all fired up (Bout time Lynn says!!),,but George,, wayyyy too many details about our sex addicts clinic and in view of the information you have already divulged I feel I have no option but to do a "Wikileaks"and show the Bollockeers what really happened during your stay there....
George before he entered the clinic in his voracious "Pussy hunter"mode
George "Apres clinic"when it became apparent that his treatment had taken an unforunate "Bent!!"and he was discharged post haste!!
Kinda cute though!!
Hey Big Guy ! You arrived just in the nick of time ! How you doing? Defrosted yet? George has been very, very naughty today....taking advantage of the fact that you are not around no doubt ! Thanks for sharing....kinda puts George WAY into perspective now !! xx
ReplyDeleteAnytime Sweetie! xx LOL,,,I'm doing good,,Looking forward to a Chinese takaway and a lorra Balvenie tonite to help with the "Lug defrost"
ReplyDeleteElise said: "Big Guy said the Clinic kicked you out.....with 'Cannot be cured' stamped on your skinny ass ! "
ReplyDeleteOK. I'll 'fess up. It was me who failed to beat the addiction......Phil was one of the successes.
The treatment included hypnosis, and was intended to help move the sex drive up from the genitals to a relatively safe place in the brain.
Most of the Bollockeers who had the treatment have kept their sex drives controlled by the brain to this day.
However, Phil's moved up only as far as his mouth (but you knew that!), hence the daily banter about pussies...so he isn't REALLY cured (having such a long tongue!).
In my case though, the addiction impulse stayed put. Never moved more than 10 inches.
So, I was tattooed on the offending organ by Lucidia, a sadistic nurse at the clinic.
The entire length of my willy is inscribed with the words....CANNOT BE CURED....and it's been done in Lucidia Handwriting, font size 20, bold, in italics and of a deep purple hue!
George there is "NO SAFE" place in your brain! LMAO
ReplyDeleteAnd Lucidia told me she only used font site 4 and then only had room for "can"!
George...you need LOTS of help Dude !! xx
ReplyDeleteGo Font Yourself Phil. LMAO
ReplyDeleteIf Lucidia said that....it was only to console you!
Thinking back on that day......she was dyslexic, so it's a bloody good job she didn't have to write CAN'T on my dingaling (or YOURS)!
Good be confusing for some!!! PMSL
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