Morning All. Happy Hump day !
What a day. Mum & Dad left 5am, so fingers crossed they get home safe and sound.
Great result for 'Blighty' in Oz. Four wickets - 90 minutes - Way to mop up the tail and retain The Ashes Dudes ! That'll teach the Aussies to talk about Pommey Bashing [apologies to Janet there !]
Also believe some stunning 'footie' results were achieved. The Pensioners looked old yesterday as they were given a lesson in football by The Gunners. The Cottagers finally got their much needed away win. And the Red side of Manchester took back the top spot from the Blue, while The Spurs are clinching their grip on 4th.......don't ask me the final scores [no clue] but good results none the less.
A balmy +9 degrees C here, so turning down all the 'stats again. Almost feels like Summer !
Final 'Hump Day' before the New Year. Where has the year gone Dudes? It's kinda frightening really....
Anyone making New Year Resolutions? I made a resolution years ago NOT to make New Year Resolutions....still sticking to it, and never broken it once in about 20 years - Now THAT'S a great resolution !
And now, just for John, I will plagerize PCC !
Have a good one people !
Quack
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Good Morning Peeps,,Morning Elise and thanks for the early post,,:) xx and the sports round up LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd of course not forgetting a Very Happy Hump day back at ya and to all
Just heading out for Bloods before chemo on Friday,,,Be good ,,(Yeah right!!LOL)
Hey there Big Guy - Best of luck Dude....bummer getting juiced on hogmanay....can they add a little 'tipple' in for ya?! That Duck is in a bit of a tight spot huh !? Thought you would all be amazed at my sporting prowess...... LMAO !
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Elise, what do you mean 'Good Results'!?!?!?!?! Did you not see the West Brom result?
ReplyDeleteWest Brom 1 Blackburn 3
However, West Brom have Manchester United on New Years Day so should be EASY 3 points!!
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Well Done England !
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Back in my office today catching up!!
Happy HUMP Day to you'all:-
Good morning everyone....Nice joke Elise....Good luck Phil....Yes i thought it was Alex giving me a sporting recital there...so well done to you.BTW...that Lenticular thingy....was yer referring to free badges out of cereal packets with animated images on them?.....Its mild & fdoggy here(sorry that image of dog rooting the duck won't go away!!!)......Now my resolution will be to lobby for better awareness /screening for all...Starting with my M.P,(New Liberal one,so might be persuaded)
ReplyDeleteHi mike see you just come by...
IRISH SAUSAGES
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free..
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'...!!!!!!
I AM UTTERLY SHOCKED AT THE OBSCENE PHOTOS ON THIS PAGE!
ReplyDeleteYOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
And there's cheating going on here too!
Elise didn't write that first half of her post. I bet she got her dad, Ian, to type that for her before he left!
And when she mentioned her sporting prowess later, I took it she was referring to the dog/duck shagfest. : )~
However, my shock at the obscenities here pales into insignificance after the huge blow (Shaddup Elise,Shaddup Phil!!!) I'm still recovering from.
Sunderland NIL .....Blackpool???? 2
Morning John. Yes, thought you would be impressed with me ! LOL ! The Lenticular, yes, like a badge from cereal pack, with the image altering as you move it. Great fun to have as kids huh !? Great joke too - bet its true !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGeorge - you live a sheltered life my friend ! XXXX
Mike - commiserations ! No I didn't catch that result.... bummer ! How have the sales done? Any half price YELLOW shovels there??!! xx
ReplyDeleteBTW George....you NEVER CHEAT huh ? What about the 'Jarrow Whippet Fanciers New Years Ball ? I seem to remember you loaning ME your little black number, under strict directions how to dry clean and return, you even left the Cod Piece in Dude eeeewwwww !! [ sorry Mike, knew you had been after that for years ] ! AND you were hiding from me ! AND you knew EXACTLY the link to 'Phils Toys' ! AND there was a problem with Sheep in Tyneside lately..... AND AND AND will I continue !? x
ReplyDeleteREMEMBER THIS LITTLE HOLIDAY SNAP !!! You, Me and Big Guy !!??
BOLLOCKEERS - feel free to add any caption you wish !
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Elise, thanks for your commiserations.
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Good News:- BEST early winter sales ever. No shovels of any type left here :-)
Bad News:- Weather has turned bad (mild and no snow) :-(
Mike ! heard the cold weather due next week....do you have a franchise set up here yet, besides B&Q ? A lot of individual retailers here still Dude ! So, first drinks on you in June then !!?? BTW - no little yellow shovels then -sniff- sniff - xxxx
ReplyDeleteCoo-eee George ! STOP LURKING !!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have me running scared, Elise, and I see you have the whip out again!
ReplyDeleteAnd what is wrong with LURKING?
PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteIn fact, I wasn't lurking. I was DELVING into your 'dark side', Lil Duck LMAO
ReplyDeleteHey guys, click below to see what I unearthed:
ELISE’S SECRET SITE
And give it an extra click (just for me) when you get there, LOL
ReplyDeletePage blocked george....Nice try x
ReplyDeleteGeorge,I checked out that site (Least I could do!! LOL)
ReplyDeleteShould the word "Prostrate" read "Prostate"????" PMSL
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ReplyDeleteYou saying you're not Creative Elise??? Nahhh LOL xx
ReplyDeleteThe site ain't blocked, lol.
ReplyDeleteElise just likes everything done twice. Her motto? 'ONCE IS NEVER ENOUGH ' : )~
Click a second time when you get through to the site and you'll see her homepage in all its glory!
ReplyDeleteENTER HER DUNGEON
You on commission George??
ReplyDeleteHy Phil,
ReplyDeleteDid you enter? (LMAO......I mean...did you have a look at her DUNGEON?????!)
Find that site on your usual daily trawl of the web George?
ReplyDeleteThis place is beginning to worry me. Far too many ducks getting boned!! Who is next I wonder
George - I can recommend some REALLY GOOD meds for hallucinations.....what were you up to in the dim and distant past ?? x
ReplyDeleteEvening Keith,,Hi to Nette xx :)
ReplyDeleteElise,,George as you may have guessed has his own "Home grown meds!!" and still tries to attract passing trade to buy some!! LOL xx
....and on that note Big Guy, I am off to bed ! :-) xx
ReplyDeleteCoo you're early? Have fun! :)) Nite xx
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