Thursday, 16 December 2010

Thursday Monsoon!

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,,coo we had monsoon type rain ere all night and still falling,,should make for interesting driving later when it's forecast to freeze before more snow arrives.

Staying put today apart from taxi duties after braving the shopping scrums in York yesterday,,(Not for the fainthearted!!)

Enjoy your day and mind how ya go!!

Cheers

I want to live my life backwards ...

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being far too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.

You toil for forty years until you're too young to work.

You prepare for sixth form college ... drink alcohol, party and attempt to bonk every member of the opposite sex you can.

Then you go to Primary School ... you become a kid, you play and have no responsibilities.

Next you become a baby and then ... you spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service and then ...

You finish off as an orgasm!

I REST MY CASE

2 comments:

  1. G'd Mornin' All,

    No monsoon here...we've got a blizzard. FFS! No wonder I'm the Christmas Grinch.

    Hey Phil, that's a good notion about living your life backwards. I wonder if I can get my ass into reverse right now? lol.



    Don't worry girls, I'm sure this guy is only offering to share his Balvenie wth you!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Cool caption Capn !! Evening all. Back to the grind...or Grinch, if you are George !! PLEASE can somebody give me some time?! I have run out completely !! Madness here and set to get worse......
    Will update the UK side on my site if anyone is interested. I got what I wanted with no bloodshed or broken bones....mine or Onco....so a good result there.
    Rain - Snow- Rain - Snow - Rain - Snow, you get the picture...and forecast to drop minus 5 freaking degrees....wish me luck SLIDING to work in the VERY EARLY am again Dudes !
    Later
    xx

    ReplyDelete