FINAL FRIDAY OF 2010 and the clock is counting down........ 
Good Morning People ! Doing Big Guy a favour, opening the shop this morning as he is off to get his next lot of 'Juice' today. Suggested that when he got there, he ask Nursey if a little 'tipple' could be added for the day that's in it...... !!
BEST OF LUCK BIG GUY !!!!!!!!
Well, Hogmanay preparations are hotting up here
I have the 'boys' ready, and mad, last minute rush, kinda things before a houseful this afternoon
Wonder how you are all spending the day/evening? Hope its with your nearest and dearest.
Wishing you all the very best for a WONDERFUL, GREAT, THE BEST
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 to each and every one of you, your family and friends. Make it a good one, and make every day the best that you can
As it is the final day of 2010, I just wanted to make a little speech, if that's okay? I know it's rarely done on here, but while the Cat's away
I am certain that I speak for all the Bollockeers, in wanting to say a great big THANK YOU to George & Phil for the great job they have done this year. Not only have we all been entertained, but we have laughed, and that is the best thing of all.
You are both the maddest people I have ever met, and I hope to do that in June 2011 too !
So, Ladies & Gentlemen, please can we have 3 cheers [loudly] for George & Phil.....
Hip Hip ............. HOORAY !!
Hip Hip ............. HOORAY !!
Hip Hip ............. HOORAY !!
Thanks Guys - and please keep the madness coming in insane quantities for 2011 !!
HAPPY NEW YEAR BOLLOCKEERS !!!!!
Hugz from Lil' Duck
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Thanks Elise......I too share your thoughts on George & Phil,& though only a short time on here,actually feel its a lot longer than that....Special thanks to George than for giving me a hand up from the PCC Forum ,& all of you on HERE..!!!..You are all special to me...& i raise my glass tonite & toast my friends,& wish good humour,banter,& fun for the New Year....
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Ha Ha ! Morning John, you are in fine form I see ! Cannot believe we are facing the New Year once again. Its kinda scarey how quickly they fly past now. Wishing you and Val all the very best of everything for 2011. Lotsa hugz and kisses xxxxxx
ReplyDeleteGood Luck today Phil.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your thoughts Elise, as a member for over 3 years I to am grateful to George (for starting this site) and to Phil (for his daily uplifting postings).
Here is a picture of George trying to impress when he first started the site.
Nice one Mike !! First day at the office eh ?! Wishing you both an excellent 2011 xxxxx
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to everyone, and thanks for all the daily funnies.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the treatment Phil.
Keith & Nette
Happy New Year to you both Keith - hoping its the best for you yet ! xx
ReplyDeleteAwwwwh,,,, you are all too kind (yeah, right!). I wonder what the punch line is? I trust nobody here, LMAO
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I am so glad to have such a fantastic bunch of totally mad people as friends, Most of us have met personally, some we will....EVENTUALLY (How about June 25th?) - and that's a promise! Let's look forward to a fabulous 2011.
Did someone say HOGmanay?
And to PHIL....GOOD LUCK MATE - IN EVERYTHING.
I know you've been exercising like crazy to impress the nurses today, and you sent me the photos. I am well impressed!
And I can just imagine you running out of that hospital today, rejoicing!
Have a great evening everyone, BE GOOD! lol
Morning George - Dude - Take a compliment, it won't happen that often !! "BE GOOD " ....???? The words 'pot' and 'kettle' spring to mind ! Have a great time, and all the very best of everything to you, Lynn & family for 2011 XXXXXXX & hugz x
ReplyDeleteThank you my cute little duck. Take a compliment from me- and from all of us.
ReplyDeleteYOU have been a hugely welcome addition to this site. I nearly said a great ASSett, but you'd have taken it the wrong way, LMAO
Wishing you and yours, and especially your dad Ian a truly GOOD 2011.
I've just had a phone call from Chris and Shirley Butcher in France. asking me to wish you all the happiest of New Years.
Some of you met Chris and Shirley in Leicester in September.
They are still without internet, and still trying to sell their place in France to return to England this coming year.
Anyone want to buy a beautiful home in La Belle France? lol
Thanks Boss - ! - xxx BTW I still have a great ass ! LMAO ! Up to my eyes in Cocktail Sausages [ no comment George ! ] Mini sausage rolls, Vol au Vents, Shortbread, Mince Pies ..... Smells like a Bakers shop 'ere ! Catch you later, I can smell burning........ XX
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Helloooo Guys and Gals,,and thanks for all the good wishes and the nice things you've said about George and me! very much appreciated
ReplyDeleteRest assured the fondeness and appreciation for all you mad coots is very much reciprocated too,,,
George My chemo nurse did make the effort to tart up her usually dowdy uniform and put a coupla Christmas redbows on her stockings! ..:))
Well Elise what can I say about your speechette,,brought a tear to my eyeSeriously,(I know unlike me!LOL),that was very thoughtful and again very much appreciated..Thank you XXX and a Duckie Hug
And for once I HAVE to agree with George(breaks my heart!) you have been a VERY welcome addition to the Bollockeers,,It's time we were all taken in hand!!
Have a Terrific Hogmany/New Years Eve all,I'll Cya later to wish you a Happy New year no doubt when I'm minus a few million brain cells!! LOL
CHEERS!!!!
PS Why is Chris Butcher sat with the Queen,,is he in the honours list???
Happy new year to your all. Many thanks for your help and humour. Colin & Lynne
ReplyDeleteHiya Big Guy ! Delighted to have you back. How ya doing? Dude, glad you liked my speech....from the heart xx Have a GREAT Hogmanay, and all my love and best wishes to you, Hilary and girls for the best year ever ! Happy New Year !!!!!! XXXXX Oh, yeah, sorry that I kinda made ya agree with George ...... PMSL !! GOTCHA !!!!!! XXXXXXX
ReplyDeleteHi Colin, delighted to hear from you. Wishing you and Lynne all the very best of everything for 2011. Have a great night, and an even better 2011 XXXXXX
ReplyDeleteThanks Elsie, we will be toasting the new year with glayva, have a great! night and best wishes to you and your family.
ReplyDeleteHi Colin...GLAYVA !!! Excellent !! Enjoy , it goes down really well. Have a good one ! Lots love & hugz xxxx
ReplyDeleteGreat to hear from Colin and Lynne again!
ReplyDeleteHey guys, and Elise....I hope you all double clicked on those photos I posted above - otherwise you'd have no notion of just how superbly fit Phil has got himself....and if that was his chemo nurse...I'm not surprised.
Did you offer to let her do a handstand on ya willy, Phil? LMAO
..... "Hey guys,and Elise"...... You drunk George? You are NEVER that polite to me !! x
ReplyDeleteWhere is eveyone!.....Morning all !!....bit of a hangover,but good night was had......HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE..!!!....George see what you mean about handstands on a willy...Huh..envious? you bet.!!..Elise,back to work already in your uniform......... my blood pressure is up again lol,,,,Catchy up later folks..
ReplyDeleteJohn look on TODAYS posts!!! LMAO
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