Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,
....foggy start to the day here just to the add to the snow and icy fun!
Our awaited Supermarket supplies never appaeared yesterday after we got a phone call apologising an hour before due to say it was too dangerous on the roads for their driveres,,,now rescheduled for Tuesday!
Me and her Ladyship are gonna try and traverse the snow and ice fields into Great Ayton for esssential supplies(Tonics and Ginger ale!) 
Stay warm,
Cheers
Some politically incorrect observations.................
One of the questions in a Biology exam was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Nigerians and Zimbabweans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend ! -- (hee hee)
The red cross have just knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our hose pipe only reaches the bottom of the garden.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNIN' ALL
ReplyDeleteFor the first time since 24th November it hasn't snowed overnight here.
Phil, you will have to sell your rural retreat and move closer to the sea. I'm sure the salt in the air helps clear the snow here (eventually!).
Loved those very NON- PC jokes.
The whole world has gone PC mad and we should all rock the boat now and then, lol
Morning George,,,WHAT are you doing up at this early hour???? (for you),,your water bed burst again?? LOL
ReplyDeleteBlimey George - Take it easy- They say that people get Snow Blindness Big guy - Maybe George is getting Snow Maddness !!?? xx
ReplyDeleteI seem to remember a film called
ReplyDeleteTHE MADNESS OF KING GEORGE
OK. I admit it..I'm stark raving MAD
BUT it wasn't caused by an STD (before you all start!)
Phew....thought you had just said " Stark naked Mad" !!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Elise,
ReplyDeleteYes, I get everywhere I'm afraid.From time to time.....
But here's one to think about:
To those of us who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
Be good
Rob
Hiya Rob where ya bin hidin?
ReplyDeleteI'm saying nothing!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteHiya Rob - Glad to know it was 'The Rob' I was talking about a couple of days ago....how come you are not on here as often? Its tough minding this lot on my own, and I need a bit of company !!!!!! Take care Dude, catch ya on the other site so ?! xx
ReplyDeleteBTW - You have the definitions correct as usual, and yes, both would result in painful death....Professionally Speaking !!! XX
PHIL IS IN DEEP CHIT
ReplyDeleteHOW VERY DARE YOU???????????????????????????????
Sorry George !
ReplyDeleteHey Big Guy...ever hear the one about George and the Fairies when you were off swanning in Cyprus !!?? [this'll get George going now ! watch his BP Big Guy !] xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge and the fairies??? I heard he was moving in some strange circles!!! tell me more!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? He was missing ya !!
ReplyDeleteLMAO...
ReplyDeleteI know he hasTinkerbell as his screensaver!
Go stick ya heeds where the sun don't shine!
ReplyDeleteGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Now that's not nice George! LOL
ReplyDeleteNow George....think about your BP please....Nurses warning !! XXXXXXXXX
ReplyDeleteMY BP? Big Pr...??????????????????
ReplyDeleteI beg your pardon Elise?? You said you would never mention that (to avoid embarrassing Phil and John).
Tut tut!
: )~
No, George, I believe you didn't want them to feel inadequate.....Seeing as you are like a Bull.... But, as you say, we shouldn't be discussing these things ! XXXXXXXXX
ReplyDeleteThank you Elise. I truly appreciate your discretion, and your reluctance to dishearten any of our good mates on here.
ReplyDeleteYou're a REAL lady!