and Happy Christmas Eve Eve!, 5 inches (Morning George)of snow dumped on us here yesterday afternoon making for more rally type driving required to get onto the main road!
Hilary now finished work till after Chrimbo and her ""Still to get" list doesn't seem to be getting any smaller
,So Hi Ho, Hi Ho it's into town we go ,,,once I've dug out the Philmobile!
Good luck out there!
Cheers
Saw this and thought of John and his "Downs dogging!!"
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When people buy a dog, they usually name him something like Rover or Bowser. Well I chose to name my dog "Sex". But lately Sex has been a little embarassing to me.
I remember one day I took Sex to City Hall to get a license for him. I went up to the clerk and said "I would like to have a license for Sex". He said he would like to have one too. I said "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid.
Last year they were auditioning dogs for a commercial on dog food. I took Sex to the studio to see if he would get the part. But suddenly Sex started to run off around the studio. I went after him, but the crew manager grabbed my arm and asked what I was doing here. I told him I was hoping to have Sex on TV. He called me a showoff.
One day Sex ran out on me in the middle of the night. I went around the neighbourhood looking for him. A cop came and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up this Friday...
Good morning all,
ReplyDeleteI suppose everyone is now frantically trying to get last minute stuff done, and the board will be fairly quiet for a day or so.
Phil has five inches? No comment!
Snow here too, and more on the way. Latest debacle with my car and ice?......Now the wing mirror control has snapped when I tried to adjust it....and the whole mirror popped out of the casing.
Isn't winter such fun???
As Phil says, GOOD LUCK OUT THERE! : )~
Nice one Phil.....Morning George....Cold but dry at mo.......Cost me dearly that Perfume....Thanks Elise for suggesting Chanel,but went with Val to Boots,& as she mentioned she had that last year (i forgot,....it never crossed my mind),she wanted some other...55 squid.!!!!...I'm still in trauma here...Best not mention we having a change from turkey this year,& Val wants a duck...!!!!!!!!...I'm frantically trying to change her mind...but as yer know once a womans mind is set,there's no changing it......lol
ReplyDeleteMorning All. wrapping presents here..............think James will like his !!??
ReplyDeleteMorning John KEEP A DIARY DUDE !!! Although, I was given details [by text] of what to buy yesterday from himself to myself........ [!] DUCK mmmmmmmm ! Best Xmas meal I ever had was boned and rolled Goose, stuffed with boned and rolled Duck, stuffed with boned and rolled Chicken....Guys...to die for !!
Rushing around 'ere like "Mad Dogs Backsides" [Geordie saying George - you do have good ones !] and can't see it getting any quieter !! Mum and Dad are in great form, and Dad is doing really well since changing the med regime [thankyou Nurse Elise] and is sleeping very well - bonus.
Whisky [Malt : Balvenie & Glenfidditch Big Guy] is doing the job ! School play today, then shopping, then more presents to wrap.........
Dudes, If I get no chance back on here, have a GREAT XMAS. Love you all loads and loads, and thinking of all of you xxxxxxxx and lots of great big HUGZ xxxxx
I take it the pic is your prezzie to us....what great shape she's in...thankyou muchly....
ReplyDeleteLikewise to wish everyone a festive xmas & a healthy New Year....Love you all too...SHUCKS I'M GETTING ALL GOOEY...!!!!
Elise, you're getting VERY good at Photoshop.
ReplyDeleteThe way you super-imposed that girl's head on your body, particularly the way you blended the flesh tones...was a TRUE WORK OF ART.
Nice ass by the way - you weren't bragging! LMAO
John? What's your problem?. If Val is asking for a duck, GIVE HER A DUCK! Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!!
LMAO !
ReplyDeleteBoning a Duck!!! just the thought of it brings tears to my eyes
ReplyDeleteWell, Keith, it really would depend on which Duck we're talking about, wouldn't it? : )~
ReplyDeleteJohn? What's your problem?. If Val is asking for a duck, GIVE HER A DUCK! Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!!
ReplyDeleteWell George,do you mean Duck or Fcuk,my friend,because if its the latter,then thats why i'm coming off the Zoly..lol...Had enough of it & need a hormone holiday....I see Topgun is now banging away,so when the time our Leicester meet comes up ....it may be brekky,dinner & tea in bed...see you when i arrive & depart lol