Message (in a bottle) from Cypriot Phil

Hey Folks, look what arrived in my phone inbox..all the way from Cyprus:

Hiya sent ya a postcard no doubt u will get afta we get back LOL
Weather bloody ot 37c and expected 40c 2day
Villa and pool great and ouzo cheap
Have booked a power boat 4 day 2morro so Capn Phil sails again LOL
Weve been adopted by a cute lil girl pussy Ive called Stavros who eats like a horse
Hope u and urs r well
Hi 2 the Bollockeers...tell Elise I have a lil duck in the pool which keeps me amused LOL

Yiamas Phillipos

Thursday: The Fog On The Tyne Is All Mine

Mornin'All
(Woken up this morning by the noisiest fog-horns in the UK)


Sittin' in a sleazy snack-bar
Snuckin' sickly sausage rolls
Slippin' down slowly, slippin' down sideways
Think I'll sign off the dole
'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine

Could a copper catch a crooked coffin maker
Could a copper comprehend
That a crooked coffin maker's
just an undertaker
Who undertakes to be a friend
And the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine

Tell it to tomorrow, today will take its time
To tell you what tonight will bring
Presently we'll have a pint or two together
Ev'rybody do their thing

We can swing together,
we can have a wee wee
We can have a wet on the wall
If someone slips a whisper
that its simple sister
Slapped them down and slavered on their smalls

'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine
The fog on the Tyne is all mine ....


NOW HOW ABOUT THAT FOR STUPID LYRICS?

Wednesday: No Phil...but still PUSSY GALORE

Good Meowning All

Atchoooooooosday

A Very Good(?) Mornin' All


Hope everyone else is feeling fit today.
I'm not!
Grrrrrrrrr.

I SWEAR that noisy, fowl-mouthed, drunken duck left me a flu virus
before it finally flew home to Ireland.


Maybe I should go and hide under my eiderdown, and rest my aching head on my duck-feather filled pillow.

http://www.rentaholidaycaravan.com/1744/ - This is my caravan if anyone is interested in staying at skegness

http://www.rentaholidaycaravan.com/1744/ - This is my caravan if anyone is interested in staying at skegness

Thank you all.

George sent me the generous donations you guys made towards the YANA costs - that was a few beers that weren't drunk!
As I told George, there is enough in the Yana kitty now to look at self-publishing the Strange PLace booklet in proper book form.
I intend having the book in two sections - the one giving the basic informaiton in the present booklet; the other setting out how and why I took the path I did when I was diagnosed in 1996. Of course all I have to do now is to w rite the book!!

Anyway, thanks again to all who contributed. Sorry I won't be there in June next year. The pics show a pretty good time being had by all-

Monday Already ?

Morning George...Morning All.......Awake before God again and see that Monday is here already....how did that happen so quick?!  

Had a great weekend at work, and this week proves to be equally mad !

Had a present from one of my Kitties....Jerry Mouse RIP....again....Can't wait for the kids to get out of this phase !  

Kinda windy and cloudy in this part of the world, but must be better than South Shields I reckon !   

Whatever you are up to this gloomy Monday, smile, and make it a good one!

Later Dudes !

SUNDAY COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOO

Good Mooning All

Hey, don't we some very strange birds around these days?
Have you ever heard of a duck that doesn't quack, and instead staggers round in circles yelling "Cock a doodle do begorrah, so it is, so it is"??
I fell out of bed in shock after hearing it in my garden yesterday morning.
I was so stunned that I ran outside in my long johns to take a photo.

Lord spare us all from crazed Irish ducks, lost and bewildered in a foreign country after a wild hen night!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NETTE

Hey Keith
 Get your wallet out...
Today is gonna be
EXPENSIVE
(Nette told me to say that!




Have a great day Nette!

Morning !

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo  GEORGE !  

Quack Quack !

Friday Dance.......

Morning All.

Friday again, and MY weekend is nearly over, back to work tomorrow. So George has this spot all to himself....expect to see his Blog around Tea Time folks ! LMAO ! 

Cheers for all the good wishes yesterday, especially  George's glowing tribute to Nurses. All I can say is that I am very pleased that there is a Sea between me and him ....Although knowing George the little bugger could probably walk on water.......  

I wonder is there an 'International Geordie Day' at all ??!! 

Have a good one people !

Rip Van Winkle........

 Morning All. 

I have been waiting for our illustrious leader to post at least ONCE this week, however, George "Van Winkle" Hardy seems to be more interested in putting the fear of God into his duvet yet again !  

Thought Phil was the only one on hols' at the moment!?  

Well, I am surrounded by Pussies [morning Phil, hope you are having a cracking time] so felt the above piccy was suitable for today !  

My PINK house is now back to normal.....Birthday season kicks off again next month, with 2 more cakes to bash out. George, you might loan me your whisks this time Boss !? I will return your Barbie Doll once I have her legs reattached ! Cheers for the loan of her, hope you didn't miss her too much !  

Must dash, as I will be busy doing nothing much today for a change!  

Later Dudes !

Quack Quack !

Thursday Helloooooooo Nurses Everywhere

Good Mornin' All

Today is
 International Sexy Nurses Day

So if you have a hospital appointment anytime soon..
Please be specially nice to them.
Be VERY careful, because some have the most unusual part time jobs.
Some people may call it multi-disciplinary evenings...
But other know better, and dread the noise of thigh high stiletto heel boots  approaching and the very scary sound of a chains and whips.


Hey Elise?
Top of the morning to you!
Where ya bin?

Happy Hump Day...........

Happy Hump day people. Thought I'd be kind to all you Guys and post a pic just for you all today. 

I am in a lenient mood as its my daughters Birthday...the grand old age of 4....quite the grown up now ! House is awash with PINK and I have an extra large straw already positioned in the neck of my favorite Whisky.  Do you think 'Drunk in Charge of a Birthday Cake' is an offence ??!! 

Anyway, weather is behaving, so all okay so far. 

Hope the Humps ain't too bumpy today Dudes !

Have a good one, and say a prayer for me please !  

Later Dudes [if I survive !}